[ SECRET POST #2955 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2955 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 014 secrets from Secret Submission Post #422.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

02. http://i.imgur.com/qjDegMV.png

[kallanda_lee]

Well I haven't heard that one before, but whatever floats our boat.

[cbrachyrhynchos]

Whatever lifts your skirt.
Or his skirt.
Or their skirt.
Or butters the potato.
Rocks the canoe.
Drives you around the block.

[kallanda_lee]

butters the potato is new to me!

[cbrachyrhynchos]

If she can't sell it,
she might as well sit on it,
because she ain't gonna give it away.

[(Anonymous)]

what

[(Anonymous)]

OP likes futanari.

[(Anonymous)]

Well, alright then.

[(Anonymous)]

As far as kinks go, that's pretty... normal? It's quite common in pornographic art, film, and literature, though the archetypal futa enthusiast is someone who'd be fapping to it, not schlicking.

[cloud_riven]

So you like futa. That's cool.

But I'm kind of laughing about how you thought phrasing it to others as being a totally noble trans headcanon.

[philstar22]

Yup. Not sure I've thought about this with Clara, but it is definitely a kink of mine.

[(Anonymous)]

That's called futanari. You should be able to find plenty of porn involving it, if you're interested.

[(Anonymous)]

This secret actually made futanari sound appealing to me, which is a first.

[(Anonymous)]

Yep, it's Fucked-Up Friday all right.

Wait, it's still Thursday where Case is, isn't it?

[anonymous4]

Um, that's not my kink but, if it were, I think that sausage would act as aversion therapy.

[(Anonymous)]

If only because it's got mustard on it...

Transcript

[(Anonymous)]

Image: Clara Oswald with a hot dog mage: Clara Oswald with a hot dog pasted over her crotch

Text: When I said I had a trans girl headcanon for Clara what I actually meant was, I like to schlick to the thought of her fucking the Doctor (usually Twelve, sometimes Eleven), Danny, or occasionally Missy with her giant Girl Cock.

[were_lemur]

Clara's other hed is pastede on, yay!

[(Anonymous)]

This SLAYED me. Secret of the year? I know it's only February, but come on, this is brilliant.

[(Anonymous)]

I can't help but think that that's what many trans person headcanons boil down to.

[(Anonymous)]

same nonnie, same.

that, or sjw points

[lb_lee]

Enh. I'm not much into fandom, but when I was, I did trans headcanons sometimes just because there weren't exactly many options for me. It's all jokes, tragedies, or Very Special Episodes.

I've since discovered my fellow trans comics creators and writers, but still, c'mon.

--Rogan

[(Anonymous)]

Is it weird I find the most disturbing/confusing aspect it that the hot dog is in a bun? That just seems. . .awkward.