[ SECRET POST #2963 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2963 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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03. http://i.imgur.com/wuz6aW0.jpg
[Underbelly: Razor, linked for (live action) sex/partial nudity]

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06. http://i.imgur.com/5jIgSLi.gifv
[Jurassic World / Guardians of the Galaxy, animated gif]


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[Steven Universe]


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08. [ SPOILERS for Durarara!! Light Novels ]



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09. [ SPOILERS for Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time/Darkness ]



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10. [ SPOILERS for Naruto ]



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11. [ WARNING for non-con ]

[Banshee]


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12. [ WARNING for abuse ]



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13. [ WARNING for rape ]







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Comments

[fscom]

05. http://i.imgur.com/pzvqp3Q.jpg

Transcript by OP

[fscom]

I'm convinced Shakespeare was a saucy nom de plume (ie he liked to shake his spear).

Secret because it's well documented to be his real name! But I just don't buy it when it's exactly the kind of terrible joke Shakespeare would have loved.

OT

[(Anonymous)]

I realise the image is from commedia dell'arte, where slapstick is king, but what on earth are they doing to that cow in the background? Is that a bellows?

Re: OT

[(Anonymous)]

I think that's a mule or an ass of some kind, and yeah, I'm pretty sure they're trying to blow air up its ass.

Early Modern Europe fucking owned

Re: OT

[(Anonymous)]

smoke

Re: OT

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, that's right.

[(Anonymous)]

Er... okay then. If you're serious about this, then I'm guessing you don't know a whole lot about the origin of names, especially in the British Isles? Otherwise you'd know this isn't such a weirdly "saucy" name that it MUST be a sexual pun.

[(Anonymous)]

meh, Shakespeare was nothing if not clever with words and adored double meanings. I doubt OP is right but if somehow it came out that this was the case, who would really be surprised?

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think anyone's disputing the fact that Shakespeare loved double entendre and was good with words. I just don't think it's an automatic jump from that to "so of course his name was also a pun".

The last name "Nutter" is also common in parts of England, it doesn't mean they're crazy or into gathering nuts. Sometimes old names have a meaning that's not obvious to modern readers because we don't know its origin, or because the words meant something completely different a few centuries ago.

[(Anonymous)]

i doubt it was that serious

[(Anonymous)]

I'm sure you're right but this is the internet, where people believe a lot of silly things.

[(Anonymous)]

Well hello there, killjoy.

[(Anonymous)]

Just trying to make sure nobody embarrasses the living daylights out of themselves if they ever try to discuss this headcanon with an actual historian or lit professor.

[(Anonymous)]

oh stop. lol

[(Anonymous)]

"Stop having fun, kids! Historians and lit professors wouldn't like it!"

You really, really have a deep need to make yourself feel smart and important, don't you?

[silvereriena]

He probably got drunk at taverns and laughed about his name with his buddies. That's what I'd do.

[(Anonymous)]

Shakespeare made constant dick jokes and burned down several theaters with his special effects yes, but his name was uh kinda considered boring for his time.

[(Anonymous)]

Someone gets it. I'm not saying Shakespeare couldn't possibly be a dick joke, but just because it sounds unusual to us today doesn't mean there was automatic dick joke assumption in his time.

[(Anonymous)]

Some examples of amusing names from the time period please?

I love a good titter.

I know there are lots of hilarious Dutch names, dating from the time they were taken over by a foreign power hundreds of years ago and forced to adopt surnames and decided to have a little fun with it.

http://www.expatica.com/nl/insider-views/local-culture/Funny-Dutch-names-and-the-story-behind-them_102043.html