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Re: Inspired by #11
(Anonymous) 2015-02-14 03:27 am (UTC)(link)Fun tidbit - Tolkien created an entire naming convention for Elves. Their mother and father each give them a separate name. They can choose their own name for themselves or earn a name later on. And, they generally give names to their spouses to use. So, the whole crazy name thing is part of their culture. They don't have a "real" name like we do. Also, there are several dialects of Elvish, so that the Elves had to translate their own names to be useful and pronounceable to other branches of Elves.
Yes, if you are a linguistic, Tolkien is great!
Re: Inspired by #11
I guess what I still don't understand is why would there be a translation issue with Sam and say Aragorn? Surely he could just say, "My name is Sambligia Slambiglia," and then Aragorn would just approximate that? I get your point about the clicks and other sounds that are generally difficult to impossible for non-native speakers to reproduce, and I get your point about names changing over many years. But I'm not sure why Bilbo wouldn't just say, "Yo, Thorin. I am Bilba. You're in my house, throwing my plates and eating my scones." And Thorin would be all, "Yo, Bilba, your name is weird. But while I throw your plates and eat your scones, and I can totally say your name right."
(This is fun. Keep telling me LotR stuff, Nonnie. You are aiding my current going-to-sleep daydream about being the filling in a Legolas/Gimli sammich.)
Re: Inspired by #11
(Anonymous) 2015-02-14 04:04 am (UTC)(link)Now, the history is that Bilbo wrote the Red Book. It's his diary in a sense (you see this book in the movie -- it's what Bilbo and Frodo are seen writing). Bilbo also wrote translations of Elvish literature, which is where much of the history of the Elves can be found in "modern day" as it were.
But Bilbo wrote these books in Westron. Now Westron is "English" in the books. Think of Westron as being like Latin, and Gondor like being like Rome. It is the international language that everyone speaks. So, the Rohirrim and the Hobbits and Dwarves would all use Westron when dealing with people outside their own cultures. So, Bilbo might've translated his own name into Westron (because he's been heavily influenced by Elves, and Elves do that kind of thing) or the Gondorian scribes did it.
Because, there is a copy of the Red Book in Gondor. And it was kept there for thousands of years and eventually Tolkien gets it and translates the Westron into English, which gives us the LOTR books.
So, really, everything is from the Gondorian perspective. It's Aragorn's perspective, in a sense. His people preserved the knowledge so that it could come to us today. So, the books are supposed to be a history, not a story. That's the conceit in the legendarium. It would make sense for Frodo (our main protagonist) to say, "I'm the important main character -- my language should be primary and my name in my language should be used." But, Gondor is the one who preserved the history and through which lens we are getting the tale. So, we get how Gondor would tell the tale, and use names they would use (unless Tolkien, our translator, decided he needed to translate the names further so modern audiences understood the situation better -- for instance, see the translations in the book Utopia. Not translating them means you don't understand the satire the author is going for by naming the place "no place").
It's the same for all the Latin names we have today of Barbarians Rome overcame. Romans are the ones who kept this information. It's how the information survived to this day. So, we use Roman names.
Does that make sense?
[Oh good! I was afraid I might be boring you. I can totally see the appeal of such a sandwich. Personally, I might go for Thranduil/Thorin, but at least we wouldn't be in competition. ;)]
Re: Inspired by #11
This makes utter sense and codifies for me my main issue with the books.
It isn't the story it purports to be. This is not the narrative I'm looking for. LOL
YMMV, but for me, I love the Tolkien world building. Ents! Rings of power! Rivers of forgetfulness! And I love his plotting. Quest! Fellowship! Company! I am no man!
But his characters fall almost universally flat for me. No depth and breadth and very little development. This makes utter sense if everything we're reading is a history of what happened rather than the story as it unfolds.
(Is Thranduil/Thorin very common? What's your favorite fic of them? I have also contemplated an Arwen/Aragorn sandwich filling. LOL)
Re: Inspired by #11
(Anonymous) 2015-02-14 04:51 am (UTC)(link)Tolkien was taking a lot of his cues from those old stories. Beowulf, the Kalevala, Ring Cycle, Celtic/Welsh Arthur -- Tolkien drew a lot of themes and stories straight out of these things and emulated a lot of the style. His goal, at first, was to create a mythology for England. So, he used the archetypes for heroes and villains. It's only the Hobbits who are actual characters, giving a way into the High Fantasy archetypes and giving us something to relate to. But, yes, it is better to view the books as a history (especially the Silmarillion -- that one really makes no pretense of character at all).
[Thranduil/Thorin is fairly popular in the Hobbit fandom. Not as big as Bilbo/Thorin but up there. Thranduil/Bard is coming up since the third movie. Although, I think I'd pick Aragorn/Faramir first for my sandwich ;) I haven't had much time for reading lately but one of the fics I really enjoyed was "Honored Guest" by pherede - http://archiveofourown.org/works/614516. It's a little darker than I like Thorin/Thranduil fics but it is excellent. Hobbit fandom fics can run the gambit for sugary sweet or angsty so it kind of depends on how you like the characters to find the fics that are enjoyable to you, although that's likely true of all fandoms. It just seems very pronounced to me with The Hobbit.]
Re: Inspired by #11
(I think Aragorn/Faramir sandwich is an exceedingly fine choice! *bookmarks fic* I've never read any Thorin/Thranduil, so that'll be interesting.)
Re: Inspired by #11
(Anonymous) 2015-02-14 07:25 am (UTC)(link)Re: Inspired by #11
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