[ SECRET POST #2967 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2967 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 034 secrets from Secret Submission Post #424.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets (also too big anyway) ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[blessez_moi]

I asked Noodles to type this for me because he’s good at this, but the idea was mine plus in the horrible spirit of this stream, It ok tho he has a black girlfriend!


Black History month! We need a stream that reflects that! … and the week after this you’ll get it! But this stream is going to kinda… be the opposite. Movies that are downright awful if not insulting. Starring people we hope were paid very very well for the trouble (note: They weren’t. Not enough. Not damn near enough)



First on the line. Richard Pryor is going to be bought to be the plaything of a young rich white kid and… seriously how the fuck did this thing get approved anytime after 1960. Yet another unneeded import of a European film but now with a black person added into a highly inappropriate roll THE TOY.



Then a movie which got Roger Eberts rare “Zero Star” rating. With quite possibly it’s only redeeming value being an inspiration for Django Unchained’s creation, this 1975 shitpile is about White Men dehumanizing, raping and exploiting Black Women, while dehumanizing, murdering and exploiting Black Men. The White men are protagonists. Prepare to go “Holy shit, wasn’t this racist even for the 1970’s? (It was)



Then, to add some levity to the night’s proceedings after that godawful mess, you remember the movie “Shampoo”? Where Warren Beaty does hair and does his customers even better? You know what this movie needed? A Blaxploitation cover! BLACK SHAMPOO (That is what they named it, yes)! And since Romance isn’t bad ass enough, when this Sex Machine isn’t with the ladies, he’s a murder machine to those who cross him! (The mob, in this case).



Usual time of 6pm Saturday EST, on Noodles stream!



www.livestream.com/kagato23

Look at this... just look (TW: Even the poster is fucked up)

[insanenoodlyguy]

Hoo boy