And so did millions of people before you. Shut it. It's not a fucking miracle, it's a natural biological function, and you're still pretty likely, statistically, to fuck that kid up in some way.

/Annoyed oldest child of a household that is still pressured to make babies every time any of my family sees me with a boyfriend because it's the end-all be all and it's the most amazing and specialist thing despite it happening hundreds of times in a fucking day