[ SECRET POST #2970 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2970 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Big School, David Walliams]


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Comments

[iceyred]

Forget the movie, the really entertaining train wreck is how the actors obviously hate the movie and each other. Can't beat that with a whip.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh my god I saw that. That godawful Q&A video they did together, I cringed about how much they disliked being in the same room.

[(Anonymous)]

Link? I'd love to watch that.

:D

[insanenoodlyguy]

https://thescene.com/watch/glamour/glamour-cover-stars-confessions-from-fifty-shades-jamie-dornan-and-dakota-johnson

This is a bad idea for a interview style in the first place but man, you can hear the misery in half the answers "My smilllleeee"

Re: :D

[(Anonymous)]

Thank you <3

Re: :D

[(Anonymous)]

Wow. I hope they have more personality in the actual film. Otherwise the droning of those monotonous voices are probably going to put everyone to sleep.

Re: :D

[(Anonymous)]

I hear that she pulls off "adorkable" fairly well, but that he's just pretty and bland.

[nightscale]

I normally get second hand embarrassment from those sorts of things, but not this time! It was just funny.

[iceyred]

It just makes me want to see the movie so it will do well and they have to make the sequels!

[nightscale]

Ha, man I've still got no want to see the movie(s) but I will so take more awful press-tours where the actors can barely stand to sit next to one another.

[iceyred]

I'm waiting for it to come out on DVD so I can watch with over a bottle of cheap wine and laugh without pissing off everyone else in the theater.

[insanenoodlyguy]

oh that's already done. 40 million budget, 240 million opening weekend? I mean I think this thing is a piece of shit but they'd be dumb NOT to make more!

[iceyred]

Great! That means that I don't have to give this thing my hard earned money, but I can still look forward to reading more snarky reviews of the next two movies and watch the actors give painful interviews.

This will be glorious. Thank you, Noodles. You've brightened my day.