[ SECRET POST #2970 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2970 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Big School, David Walliams]


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Comments

[purpleseas]

The Twilight movies are straight up entertaining, I'm not even going to qualify that. A lot of it is unintentional, but I've never been bored watching those movies, which is more than you can say for a lot of things. The many surreal what the fuck is this story moments only enhance the experience.

[lb_lee]

I truly believe that the first Twilight movie was the most unintentionally HILARIOUS movie I've seen in YEARS. I ended up seeing it on an overnight flight, where I desperately was trying to stay awake, and it took some effort to stifle my laughter so I wouldn't annoy my fellow passengers.

Between Edward's constant constipated expression, all the "meaningful" long pauses that are actually kinda awkward and weird, and the golden onion, how can it NOT be great?

--Rogan

[(Anonymous)]

I was just bored at that movie. I was so disappointed. I was expecting it to at least be hilariously bad, or a guilty pleasure.

The pauses between speech and the meaningful looks were just bizarre given the superficial dialogue. I was puzzled, and then two minutes later done with it.

[lb_lee]

Aw, sorry you got bored, Anon. I found the movie WAY less boring than the book. (Which is why I've never got far through it. I've seen geological formations move faster than that book.)

The whole "long pause at the start and end of every line" thing just annoys the hell out of me pretty much all the time.

--Rogan

[purpleseas]

It really is Awkwardness: The Motion Picture. The funniest bit is when he picks her up and goes zoooooom up the mountain/tree, oh man. There's a lot more of it in the last couple movies, though.

[lb_lee]

Yeah, at that part, I just hear 'Yakety Sax.'

For me, the biggest laugh moment was when she walks into bio class in front of a fan and Edward looks like he's about to come and vomit at the same time. (While a stuffed owl is posed behind him to make it look like he has angel wings. SUBTLE.)

--Rogan

[sabotabby]

I'm not sure that the hilarity wasn't intentional. The movies fixed so many problems with the books that I'm convinced the director knew exactly how shitty it was and just went with it.