fandomsecrets | [ SECRET POST #366 ]

⌈ Secret Post #366 ⌋

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I KNOW YOU. Sorry, our fandom is small enough for me to usually pick up on this sort of thing, and the Tess/Jinx sorta gave it away. XD

And...I agree wholeheartedly, 'cept for the love for AsheTorn, I guess, even though I think their relationship is a really fun one to read and write about, so long as they aren't being JakX!OOC. (Seriously, since when does Torn used words like "sweetheart"? WTF, NDI.)

And the Jinxie bit. I could see it, but I don't think I could bring myself to ship him with...anyone, really. Plus, seeing as I write him and Tess as cousins, and Jinx as being gay--he's probably actually bi, but I don't tend to write him often anyway--it'd probably break my head a little. (Even though I write Acheroncest and ErGol IN THE SAME FREAKING UNIVERSE. WTF, Nashi.) I'd read it, though. In a heartbeat. SO YOU SHOULD TOTALLY WRITE IT.

And NDI's ottselfication of Tess was SO SCREWED UP. Way to destroy a girl's life, man, seriously. They only spent THREE WHOLE GAMES going on about how much it SUCKED for Dax to be an ottsel, and then POOF. Tess is one too. But it's okay, because it'll make Dax happy.

No. Just...no.

(For the record, I like to fix NDI's 'fix' in most of my fanfiction, even if I've never technically written that far in anything yet. I've got plans, though, rest assured.)

As for the LACK of AsheTorn fic out there, don't blame Ashe--blame Torn. The man is unloved to a severe degree, and I CANNOT FIGURE OUT WHY. I think he's hot as hell and at least eight times more interesting. Kinda hard to write, though...that could be the problem.

Damn, not again. XD My secrets aren't very secretive, are they? OH WELL.

Anyways. I got ahold of some of the Jak X cutscenes and couldn't get more than one or two scenes into the game before headdesking over the trainwreck that is Naughty Dog's characterization in that game. Sorry, Nashi. Razer looked rly kewl though. ^_^

I can't decide whether Jinx is just screwing with Jak's head when he makes those "pretty boy" remarks, or he's actually gay. I'll just assume he's being an ass so I can make TessxJinx work. :) Damn, I'm really itching to write that crackfic I had planned now...

It would've been so easy for them to make Tess's transformation just a little less fucked up. She could've hinted something about actually *wanting* to become an Ottsel at ANY point during Jak II or Jak 3, and I would've been more or less okay with her getting fuzzy. But no, all she asked for was a pair of pants. How does this translate to, "I WANT TO GIVE UP MY ENTIRE LIFE AS A HUMAN BEING IN ORDER TO SATISFY DAXTER'S DIRTY SEXUAL DESIRES"? One of the few things I actually *liked* about DaxterxTess was that it didn't seem to be a big deal that they were different species and that it didn't get in the way of their relationship. Naughty Dog effectively RUINED that. (They actually refer to the fact that Tess and Dax are different species as a "problem", even though they never made it out to be one in the games.) Way to go, guys!

By the way, I will DIE to see a fic where Tess becomes human again. (I was almost planning to write one myself at one point, something along the lines of "Tess dumps Dax's ass and goes on an EPIC journey to recover her humanity") Usually I hate fix-it fics, but seeing as what ND did was no better, I would defnitely make an exception. XD

Torn is hard to write. I spent a long amount of time trying to get inside his head and I'm still not sure I could write him properly. Funny thing though, once I read one of those horrid sucked-into-the-game type fics where the author MANGLED Jak's characterization, but absolutely NAILED Torn's. wwtttfffffffff.

...Sorry, this ran kinda long. v_v

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