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Because I'm a dick?

eh well agreed on that point, you deserved it

lol And Fandom Secrets always goes on about how sensitive Tumblr is. As wonderfully pessimistic as you are, anon, believe it or not I didn't want to deliberately torture him while cackling maniacally and twirling my moustache.

I did want to start my bath running, so that it would be full when he finished in the bathroom. I thought he was bluffing when he threatened to pee. Things escalated. I learned my lesson.

Tomorrow, we'll skip through the daisies together holding hands or something.

huh, I didn't accuse you of any moustache twirling. you called yourself a dick before I agreed with your assessment of yourself, assuming you would know better than me.

You're right. I'm sorry. I'm still being a dick.

wait, you were just starting your bath? and he couldn't wait?

that takes, what, 20 seconds...?

I really had to pee. (Th BF here, btw.)

Boyfriend here.

To be fair, she did it because she thought it would be funny to be antagonistic.

And it was! The trouble is, my sense of humour is much more wet and tangy than hers

Since he could obviously pee after all, the fact he didn't go for the toliet means he retains the bigger dick status in this relationship.

We were both being arseholes. We apologised and made up. I just thought this incident would spark some, uhhh, lively discussion.

Just making me judge both you and your boyfriend, tbh.

And? they ain't peeing in YOUR tub, so fuck off. Hell, the BF peed on me once in the shower because I turned the shower head on him and the water was hotter than he anticipated. We laughed afterwards.

God, some of you anons must live some boring ass lives if this stuff surprises you. Shit.

Um, I'm judging them because OP wouldn't let boyfriend pee when he really had to, and he peed on the tub in turn. That's like eight year old behavior.

And couples can't be childish from to time? That automatically makes them terrible people and should never be dated ever? You must be new to the whole dating game.

I'm with you on this one. They were both being dicks. It happens. I typically post relationship stuff anon and the comments I get are hilarious.

Anons need to come back when they've actually dated someone. Let me know how it is working out.

Re: Full Disclosure (OP)

(Anonymous) - 2015-03-03 04:55 (UTC) - Expand

otakugal15 - 2015-03-03 11:25 (UTC) - Expand

ITA.

Some people way overreacting here. And apparently are perfect people who never fuck up or do dumb shit...

not getting pissed on by a boyfriend of toddler intelligence = having a boring life?

This thread is definitely separating the rednecks from the non-rednecks :P

Boyfriend here!

Judge away! Your judgemnet sustains me!

You thought it would shame me, you lying shrew!

Well guess what, I was born with a malfunctioning shame glande. It's a serious medical condition called shamelexia!

(I know the Lexia suffix related to word and leters, but Disshameia doesn't read right.)

Yea, but she was counting on me not being able to pee. (BF btw.)

"I'm going to start my bath"
"WAAAAIT"
"Nope!" 8)
"I will piss in your bath"
"We both know you wont do that"
"Bluff called. Challenge accepted. You will lament this day"
Some time later I manage to pee!
Lamentations are had.

PFFFFT sounds like a situation between my my boyfriend~ We do that shit all the time~

Why am I not surprised.

And to break your brain, stalker!anon: We've been dating for 4 years and are quite happy!! :D Plans on marriage and KIDS!! YES, MORE OF ME!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lol honestly I think that's really funny.

(and if anyone calls me a redneck I'll just laugh. seriously?)