[ SECRET POST #2982 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2982 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.


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02.
[Fake by Sanami Matoh]


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03.
[Derren Brown]


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04.
[Kare Kano]


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05.
[Margaret Houlihan, MASH]


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06.
[Longmire]


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07.
[Sleepy Hollow]


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08.
[Downton Abbey]


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09.
[Freaks and Geeks]


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10.
[Moomins]


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11.
[Yuri Kuma Arashi]


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12.
[Kotoura-san]


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13.
[Agents of Shield]


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14.
[Mystery Skulls Animated]


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15.
[Chris Pratt, Indiana Jones]


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16.
[X Company]


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17.
(Galavant)


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18.
[Dragon Age: Origins/II/Inquisition]


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19.
[Alexis Denisof and Alyson Hannigan]


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20.
[One Piece]


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21.
[The Book Thief, The Last of Us, The Fall, The Walking Dead, The Walking Dead Game, The Man From Nowhere, Taxi Driver, Léon: The Professional, The City of Lost Children, Push, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Digging to China, Hawkeye, Wreck-It Ralph, Lawn Dogs, Alice in Wonderland, Pacific Rim: Tales From Year Zero, The Hunger Games]








Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 044 secrets from Secret Submission Post #426.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

19. http://i.imgur.com/VQP8pEt.jpg
[Alexis Denisof and Alyson Hannigan]

[(Anonymous)]

this is the greatest secret ever

<3 <3 <3

[(Anonymous)]

...have there been actual secrets in rhyme before? (relative FS newbie here) I kinda have the urge to try writing one myself now.

[(Anonymous)]

I dimly recall one or two, yeah.

[(Anonymous)]

Hanigan's man. No rhythm but it rhymes.

Dare I suggest it?

[(Anonymous)]

"Denisof" and "get me off?"

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, look it's the Alexis Denisof fan again!

I'm having a hard time pretending you're actually Aly this time.

[othellia]

More than one shenanigan
with the husband of Alyson Hannigan?

[bigpaw]

This secret is a work of art.

Transcript

[(Anonymous)]

Image: Alexis Denisof pushing Alyson Hannigan in a swing, they both look happy

Text: For quite some length of time, I've felt that ideal secrets rhyme (and if all would go to plan, I'd really rather have them scan); but however hard I try, one secret always goes awry.

You can't imagine the filthy shenanigans I want to get up to with Alyson Hannigan's husband.

See? The bastard just won't fit! Oh, goddamn it and fuck it.

[(Anonymous)]

I had no idea they were married. I feel like my mind has just been blown.

[(Anonymous)]

You need to look up pictures of them trick-or-treating.

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/8800000/Denisof-Family-Halloween-alyson-hannigan-8891633-500-800.jpg

[lunabee34]

You are adorbs, dear secret maker.

[mekkio]

Now this is how you do a secret.

You could try...

[(Anonymous)]

You cannot imagine
How much I'd like to get off
With the husband of Hannigan:
Alexis Denisof.

A clerihew

[(Anonymous)]

Alexis Denisof -
his top I'd like to take it off.
I'd make out with him again and again
were he not the husband of Alyson Hannigan.

Re: A clerihew

[(Anonymous)]

You can't imagine the filthy shenanigans
I'd do with the husband of Alyson Hannigan.

Or

What filthy shenanigans I'd get up to
With Alyson Hannigan's handsome dude.

Re: A clerihew

[(Anonymous)]

How I'd love to enact the most filthy shenanigans
All on that husband of Alyson Hannigan's.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm sorry, anon. Some of the responders above have made valiant efforts, but there's just no hope for it. You know what you have to do. For the sake of rhyme and meter and poetry above all... you must alter your orientation and start crushing on Alyson instead.

It's the only way.

[(Anonymous)]

Nicely done, OP. Hmm, perhaps it would help if you made the opening lines longer so you had more space at the end?

It's occurred to me, from time to time
That truly perfect secrets rhyme*
And if one takes the time to plan
They'll not only rhyme, but even scan
But although I try, and try, and try,
There's one that always goes awry
Describing in vain** the filthy shenanigans
I would do with that husband of Alyson Hannigan's.

*and if you care for internal rhyme, you could always throw in a "sublime"
**You'd be amazed at the filthy shenanigans, etc (if you want to keep "imagine")