[ SECRET POST #2984 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2984 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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18. [ SPOILERS for Pitch Black]



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19. [ SPOILERS for Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister ]



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20. [ WARNING for incest ]



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Notes:

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

[fscom]

10. http://i58.tinypic.com/2nk19o6.png

[(Anonymous)]

HAHAHA, OP, good one. But what if it gets scared and retreats back up his nose?

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, OP, F!S is saved. Thank you for making these entertaining secrets. No, I actually do mean it. I think they are fun.

[(Anonymous)]

oh my god this secret is amazing, why doesn't it have more comments

i don't even know who that guy is

[mekkio]

That's living bear, Burt Reynolds.

God, now I feel old.

[silverr]

from the "infamous" Playgirl photoshoot, I think?

[mekkio]

This secret....nice.

[elaminator]

*snerk*

[(Anonymous)]

Apparently when I was a small child (I don't remember this personally), I went and got the conditioner from the bathroom and gave it to my dad so that his mustache would get smooth and soft, and told him "No kissing me until your mustache gets soft!" Maybe Burt Reynolds already knows this!

Transcript

[(Anonymous)]

Image: Burt Reynolds lying shirtless [naked?] on a bearskin rug

Text: I like to imagine that his moustache is as soft as a mink stole. I swear it’s not sexual. I just want to think of it as a happy little animal on his face.

[(Anonymous)]

aww, just a happy little guy. that's adorable.

[(Anonymous)]

RL LOL.
<3

[(Anonymous)]

Now I'm forever going to see as one of those old-school stoles with the head and little feet still attached!!