[ SECRET POST #2990 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2990 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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(Transformers Prime)


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(Transformers Prime)


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[Wish / Clamp / Manga in this artstyle in general]


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09.
[Terry Pratchett]


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[STRAIN: Strategic Armored Infantry]


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[CSI Cyber]


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[POTC & One Piece]


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[Marvel Comics' Black Widow]


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[James Corden, new host of the LATE LATE SHOW (and for DOCTOR WHO)]


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[Harry Potter]


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[Fallen London]









Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 017 secrets from Secret Submission Post #427.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

03. http://i.imgur.com/OuGiGX9.png

Transcript by OP

[fscom]

Image: A picture of the Batmobile from the opening credits of "Batman; The Animated Series". Below that is an image from the webcomic "The Real Life Adventures of Ami-Chan", featuring the title character, a woman with red-brown hair, humping a silver car with "Ka-thunk" sound effects, while Vin Diesel Jesus (yes really) looks on in disbelief.

VDJ: Are you HUMPING the car?!
Ami: Don't talk to me right now, you're ruining it for me!

Text of the secret: I love the sleek, Art Deco look of the Animated Series Batmobile.

But I don't want to drive it...

...I want to do THIS. (blue arrow pointing to the comic panel)

I'm pretty sure Batman wouldn't approve.

Everyone, name your Human(oid)/Vehicle OTPs!!!

[(Anonymous)]

Mine is Doctor/TARDIS, obvs.

Kirk/Enterprise

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry Kirk/Spock shippers.

Re: Kirk/Enterprise

[(Anonymous)]

But what about Scotty/Enterprise?? Because if anyone loved her the most and treated her like a lady.

Re: Everyone, name your Human(oid)/Vehicle OTPs!!!

[dethtoll]

Richard Hammond/Mustang Mach 1

Re: Everyone, name your Human(oid)/Vehicle OTPs!!!

[(Anonymous)]

Marissa Fairbourne/Rodimus Prime from Transformers

Re: Everyone, name your Human(oid)/Vehicle OTPs!!!

[(Anonymous)]

Dean/Baby

Re: Everyone, name your Human(oid)/Vehicle OTPs!!!

[vethica]

Jack Sparrow/Black Pearl.

Re: Everyone, name your Human(oid)/Vehicle OTPs!!!

[(Anonymous)]

+1

Re: Everyone, name your Human(oid)/Vehicle OTPs!!!

[(Anonymous)]

Herlock/Arcadia?

Re: Everyone, name your Human(oid)/Vehicle OTPs!!!

[(Anonymous)]

KITT/Michael Knight

[herpymcderp]

You're not alone, OP. Most of the people with paraphilias I've met have all had automobile paraphilias. Seems quite common, actually.

[kallanda_lee]

I vaguely remember we had someone into inanimate objects before...

OP

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not into inanimate objects so much as I'm into the Batmobile. And maybe "Humping" the car is too strong; more like I'd really just like to stroke it or drape myself over it.

[(Anonymous)]

What makes you so certain Batman wouldn't approve? Maybe he's into it too xD

OP

[(Anonymous)]

I love that idea, but Batman's pretty protective of his gadgets. Anyone getting close to his car (barring people like Robin or Alfred) would probably get a batarang to the face. And there's probably a bunch of security features on the car that would activate as soon as you touched it, besides. Not worth the risk.

[(Anonymous)]

Honk in hell.