[ SECRET POST #2991 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2991 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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03.
(Keeping Up Appearances)


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04.
(Steven Universe)


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06. http://i.imgur.com/j3CivJT.jpg
[linked for porn (illustrated/pixelated) ]


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07.
[Brian Blessed]


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08. [ SPOILERS for Grimm and Elementary ]



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09. [ SPOILERS for Project Zero/Fatal Frame 2: Crimson Butterfly ]



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10. [ SPOILERS for Transformers: More than Meets the Eye ]



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11. [ WARNING for abuse, rape ]



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12. [ WARNING for rape, abuse ]



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13. [ WARNING for suicide ]



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14. [ WARNING for noncon, slavery ]



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15. [ WARNING for abuse ]

[One Piece]


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16. [ WARNING for suicide ]














Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #427.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

05. http://i.imgur.com/xVo5RGI.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

Why would that make you racist...?

[(Anonymous)]

Not to be sexist, but it's probably a joke

[(Anonymous)]

You fucking homophobe!

[(Anonymous)]

It's not transphobic! I have a black friend!

[(Anonymous)]

Why do you hate that the song is in a commercial?

[(Anonymous)]

You know you can sumbit secrets without the scattergun dumbass 'tumblr would call me racist omgf'-angle?

[(Anonymous)]

but this secret never mentions tumblr...?

[(Anonymous)]

You do realize people aren't always talking about tumblr, right? Maybe you should think about why you're so obsessed with tumblr that you have to make everything be about it.

[(Anonymous)]

I think you hate-read SJW Tumblr a leeeeeetle too much and maybe need to get outside more.

[(Anonymous)]

What commercial was/is this song in?

[(Anonymous)]

Dang it anon you can't go half tar season

[iceyred]

I'm so confused by this secret. How does not wanting this song in a commercial make you racist?

[siofrabunnies]

Well, duh, they just said they're not racist!

I have never seen this commercial, so I'm assuming it's that joke.

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe it's just what you have to say these days.

"I'm not a racist, and I would like a cheeseburger."
"I'm not a racist, but I like cats!"

Think of it as a friendly disclaimer (Disclaimer: must be said before every statement that could cause offense.)

[(Anonymous)]

Except it's not.

People say it usually when followed by things involving race and culture and not arbitrary statements like cheeseburgers or cats.

Or maybe, you're not racist, you like cheeseburgers, and cheeseburgers are considered an American food. Are you not racist against Americans because you like cheeseburgers or because you're American and like cheeseburgers, you're not racist against others?

[iceyred]

Lol. Maybe we should start putting it in the description of every fanfic.

Warning: I'm not racist but Dean and Castiel get stranded on a desert island by an act of God and must make out to escape. Meanwhile, Sam battles Cthulu.

Warning: I'm not racist but Loki and Thor have a come to Jesus meeting while Jane explores an alternate universe where she actually behaves as something more than 'The Hero's Girlfriend.'

Warning: I'm not racist but Athelstan and Lagertha get sick of Ragnar's shit and skip off into the sunset together. Meanwhile, Floki steals every scene he's in.

[fingalsanteater]

This secret is dumb. I really like this song, but I didn't really like any other songs from the same artist. That is all.

Transcript

[(Anonymous)]

Image: the cover for RATHER BE, IN THE STYLE OF CLEAN BANDIT

Text: I’m not racist
I just wish this song wasn’t in
a commercial.

[(Anonymous)]

No matter what, if you have to say "I'm not racist but" or "not to be racist but", then you are a fucking racist, especially since it makes no sense for the secret. Either you're a troll, or just a guilty racist.

Is it because Clean Bandit had an Asian girl featured in the song?

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not racist, but rabbits are my favourite pets.

[(Anonymous)]

Clearly your racist against the other companion animals. /teasing


No, but since it makes no sense for the statement, it could be inferred that you think rabbits being pets might be more acceptable as a pet to another race.

[(Anonymous)]

Which wouldn't actually make you racist, but might make you culturally insensitive. Seriously, don't turn racism into another term like rape, where you have new generation of idiots claiming that they've been raped because someone kissed them without asking permission first.