[ SECRET POST #2993 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2993 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 123 secrets from Secret Submission Post #428.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 - pretty sure these are all the same spammer anon trying to win the non-existent "weirdest fandomsecret/sex fantasy" award. There are more I missed, and some that went up yesterday. If one of these is not the same anon, please PM me ].
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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Come to think of it, the appeal of the movies for me was that they weren't weirdly sexual. Even the last one had a sex scene but it wasn't as uncomfortable as they tend to be, possibly because it was ridiculous (and the movie seemed to treat it as such.)

It could be part of the overall feeling of awkwardness they have, the MP especially, but everyone seems really uncomfortable with each other without slipping into cringe comedy.

[iceyred]

That's odd. Edward's stalkerish behavior seemed really sexually weird. Watching someone a hundred years younger than yourself sleep is disturbing. But it's been forever since I read those stupid books so maybe I'm misremembering something.

[quantumreality]

Yeah, that watching Bella sleep thing -_-

It's one thing if the people involved are in a pretty healthy relationship, but Edward's with Bella is anything but. He can appear uninvited in front of her at any time, he's shown controlling tendencies (like removing the engine from her car to keep her from leaving him), and so on - so the context matters: him watching her sleep is indeed creepy.

[(Anonymous)]

It got even creepier for me when I found out the leaked POV book had him oiling her window to make it creek less. *shudder*

[(Anonymous)]

You might still like 50 Shades then. It's a weirdly unsexy movie, given the subject matter.