[ SECRET POST #2995 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2995 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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04.
[Twin Peaks]


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[Big Hero 6]


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[WWE/NXT]


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[Chris Barrie (Red Dwarf)]


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[Person of Interest]


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[Legend of Korra]


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[Final Fantasy X]


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[Xenoblade Chronicles]


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[Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear]


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[Paul Darrow]


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[Gore Vidal]


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[South Park]


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[Ursula K. LeGuin, Earthsea series]


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[Galavant]


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[A Goofy Movie]


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[Mockingjay]








Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 079 secrets from Secret Submission Post #428.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

OP isn't saying that they want to emulate Carmtan's traits, OP is lonely

they're not saying "Cartman is rad", they're saying "even Cartman, as awful and annoying and terrible as he is, has more self confidence and self esteem and friends than I do"

jeez louise people

[(Anonymous)]

Which would still be a sad cry for help, but what they actually said was, "I wish I was more like Cartman." Pick better role models, OP. Verbalizing your desire to be more like a murdering bigot is probably not helping your "no friends" problem.

[(Anonymous)]

stop being a pedant for pete's sake, what's the point of all that

[(Anonymous)]

DA

So it's okay for you to play mind-reader when it comes to claiming that you just know what OP's thought processes may or may not have been when they made the secret, but the second someone makes a counter point to your wildly assumptive argument, you need to shut them down by screaming "pedant!" at them?

How the hell do you manage in the real world when people disagree with you? Do you accuse them of being pedants too?

[(Anonymous)]

um ok but Cartman doesn't have self esteem or friends he has narcissism and people who begrudgingly hang out with him

[(Anonymous)]

i mean you're not wrong but i don't think that would make OP any happier, you know

[(Anonymous)]

It's possible that's what they might have meant, but that isn't what they're saying. They're saying a character has traits that even his creators who fucking love him say he doesn't have. They're seeing admirable things they want to emulate in a character whose sole purpose is to be the total antithesis of those admirable things. Cartman isn't meant to be someone you're supposed to want to be like, in any shape or form, and it boggles me how OP can watch him and think a) he possesses the traits they want, or b) that wanting to emulate him is in any way a positive thing for them.