[ SECRET POST #2999 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2999 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 06 pages, 131 secrets from Secret Submission Post #429.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 (repeat) - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: The love thread

[elaminator]

I was wondering about that!

TBH the fact that you kept watching after the opening sequence is impressive, so I give you all the props. (He WAS pretty though, wasn't he? Just...not pretty enough to look past all the wrong. No one is, it isn't personal Stan.)

Re: The love thread

[(Anonymous)]

Well there's your mission report! Thought it seemed fitting for the Love Thread. elaminator: strong of moral fiber and totally made of sterner stuff than Seb Stan Anon #3.

(Maybe if dude had more screentime? Isn't he the villain? God, I don't want to go back and check but there is every possibility I might. It's hella distracting when I keep recognizing the main girl from She's The Man and thinking I'd much rather be watching that movie instead.)

Re: The love thread

[elaminator]

Noooo, you are not number three, you are TOTALLY number one!

I feel dastardly pointing out that he does have more screentime later in the film, but this was not a plus for me because what dialogue he had was so startlingly terrible. Stan's over the top acting was only appropriate for the role and yet I still cringe.

(... She's the man is a cute film. Do you still respect me?)

Re: The love thread

[(Anonymous)]

I-I'm not worthy. Maybe if I watched the rest of The Covenant...

I don't find that hard to believe given that even the minimal dialogue he had in the first part of the film was awful. It's a sad day when a "sexy" locker room fight isn't enough to hold my attention.

(What's that you say??? Ha, sucker! You'll never be rid of me now!)

Re: The love thread

[elaminator]

No, child. I would not wish that fate on anyone.

He does look good shirtless, but that's all I've got. There isn't an upside to this film. You would do better by just looking at gifs, but I doubt anyone has bothered making gifs of more than the one scene.

(Success is mine!)