[ SECRET POST #3002 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3002 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Transformers: More than Meets the Eye/Transformers: Robots in Disguise]


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[Gary Barlow, Take That]


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[Sherlock Holmes]


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[Criminal Minds/Law and Order: SVU]


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[Gekkan shoujo Nozaki-kun]


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[Buffy the Vampire Slayer (episode: Prom Night)]


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[Breaking Bad]


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[Night Shift]


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[Neil Patrick Harris, Stephen Fry, Neil Gaiman, Stephen Colbert]


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[clockwise from bottom left: Dinosaur Comics, Romantically Apocalyptic, Homestuck, Nedroid, Sfeer Theory, Bite Me!]


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[Dragon Age]









Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 066 secrets from Secret Submission Post #429.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: FUCKING GAINS

[ill_omened]

On the otherhand men are judged on their size in the opposite direction, and it's impossible to know the pain of 3500 diet to put on weight.

Take the hardships of the coffee and coke diet over that bullshit everyday.

Re: FUCKING GAINS

[herpymcderp]

This is the exact reason I will always weigh under 54kg FUCK THE LAW.

I take care of myself but ain't no reason I'm going to eat until I feel like death to maybe gain 5lbs of muscle in six months.

Re: FUCKING GAINS

[(Anonymous)]

54?? Are you like 5' tall

Re: FUCKING GAINS

[herpymcderp]

Nope. I'm short though. I'm only like 5'6".

Re: FUCKING GAINS

[(Anonymous)]

Ha! I will never weigh that little again!

And yeah, I probably weigh 2x that much.

Re: FUCKING GAINS

[herpymcderp]

If I weighed twice that much I would either be a corpulent orb of a man or some kind of miniature refridgerator-type being.

Re: FUCKING GAINS

[ill_omened]

...you literally way less then half of what I do.

That's the most moe thing I've ever heard.

If you want to become an angry jacked cloud you've got the perfect frame for it. Let me teach you the ways of eating like a fat bastard.

Re: FUCKING GAINS

[herpymcderp]

H-has ill_omened-senpai finally noticed me?

~nyoron

Re: FUCKING GAINS

[ill_omened]

"Qt twink kouhai in cat ears"

Wrong thread Herpy.

Re: FUCKING GAINS

[herpymcderp]

That was the ~nyoron, clearly.

Also I would never wear cat ears. Sorry if this ruins your fantasy.

Re: FUCKING GAINS

[insanenoodlyguy]

Well we are fucking done.

Re: FUCKING GAINS

[herpymcderp]

It was just flirting I swear.

Re: FUCKING GAINS

[dethtoll]

What the fuck is this thread

Re: FUCKING GAINS

[(Anonymous)]

Fodder for the next FS kink meme?

Re: FUCKING GAINS

[dethtoll]

i'm wit it

Re: FUCKING GAINS

[(Anonymous)]

Lolin at the fact that this thread's original subject was FUCKING MEN

Re: FUCKING GAINS

[diet_poison]

...we have kink memes ???????

Re: FUCKING GAINS

[(Anonymous)]

There was one on lj but it's purged now :(

Nothin srs it was rps with fandomsecret personas

Re: FUCKING GAINS

[ariakas]

The average American eats 3800 calories per day.

Solution: eat like an American.

Re: FUCKING GAINS

[ill_omened]

No way fam.

That is like morbid obese levels without serious activity or high caloric need.

Though I am curious what the proper average is, because even a few hundred surplus has a pretty appreciable impact long term.

Though they do have the natural benefit of huge portions and cheap foods when dining out.

Re: FUCKING GAINS

[ariakas]

If by proper you mean the actual average for Americans, that's it: 3800 calories/day.

If by proper you mean healthy, well, the average American male is 5'9" and 190 lbs, and 36 years old, which according to the Mayo Clinic, provided he lives a mostly sedentary lifestyle - which he would - requires 2250 calories per day.

So, obesity, eh.