[ SECRET POST #3004 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3004 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Mary Poppins]


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[Hoozuki no reitetsu]


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[Atonement]


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[Terry Pratchett and his daughter]


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[Insurgent]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 022 secrets from Secret Submission Post #429.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Fan letters

[(Anonymous)]

If you were writing someone a fan letter, what would the opening line be?

Re: Fan letters

[herpymcderp]

"I have no idea why I'm being forced to write this fan letter."

Re: Fan letters

[(Anonymous)]

lol

Re: Fan letters

[(Anonymous)]

Dear sir or madam,

Regarding the fan I purchased from your company, I have the following issues I feel I must raise:

Re: Fan letters

[(Anonymous)]

Best answer!

Re: Fan letters

[dreemyweird]

I snorted audibly.

Re: Fan letters

[(Anonymous)]

"I don't usually write fan letters, but I really admire and enjoy your work."

Re: Fan letters

[(Anonymous)]

Enclosed is a hand embroidered pillow stuffed with my pubic hair, a work of performance art that was twenty years in the making...

Re: Fan letters

[(Anonymous)]

Hi,

Re: Fan letters

[(Anonymous)]

This is the very problem that's been driving me up the wall for the last month.

That's not how I'd open my fan letter, btw. That would send entirely the wrong impression.

Re: Fan letters

[(Anonymous)]

Don't look behind you right now.

Re: Fan letters

[dethtoll]

"please help i don't even know who you are but i am being forced to write this call the police"

Re: Fan letters

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Sir,

Please disregard my previous communication regarding smothering you in rose-flavoured jelly. That was actually sent by my evil twin.

Re: Fan letters

[(Anonymous)]

I may steal this one.

Re: Fan letters

[(Anonymous)]

Like most of the people who write fan letters to you, I expect (though I've probably never met them), I've adored you from afar since the burning fields of my youth.

Re: Fan letters

[dreemyweird]

"The burning fields of my youth"?? I find this expression weirdly appealing. (Even though I have no idea if it's some sort of reference or an actual idiom or something the anon just came up with.)

Re: Fan letters

[(Anonymous)]

I think it's a tar season reference

Re: Fan letters

[dreemyweird]

ah, yes, how could I forget! The tar season. I did think it was vaguely familiar. Thanks.

Re: Fan letters

[(Anonymous)]

Wassup, dawg?

DEAR RICHARD "LOWTAX" KYANKA

[(Anonymous)]

Nah, IDK

Re: DEAR RICHARD "LOWTAX" KYANKA

[fingalsanteater]

lol. It was kind of a surprise to see that name. I haven't thought of SA is such a long time.

Re: DEAR RICHARD "LOWTAX" KYANKA

[dethtoll]

Haha yeah

Re: Fan letters

[(Anonymous)]

Dear [name],

I suspect you hear this a lot, but I love your work.

Re: Fan letters

[al28894]

I just said "Hi there!"

I know this might be informal, but..."

The creator replied back kindly too!

Re: Fan letters

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'