[ SECRET POST #3004 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3004 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Hoozuki no reitetsu]


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[Terry Pratchett and his daughter]


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Comments

[manzana]

I imagine that it's because of poop.

The answer to many things in life is poop.

[(Anonymous)]

Like if you flip the word boob -- what does it spell? poop

[(Anonymous)]

ngl that aspect puts me off more than anything else.

potential pain i could handle. dealing with shit with my mysophobia, on the other hand, is a big nope. anything i used to try it would have to be thrown out afterwards because i couldn't have it anywhere in the house, and if a male patner did it, well, let's just say that i have the compulsion to scrub my hands with cleaning pads and antibac soap if i've touched something i think is germ-laden so that wouldn't end well (and no, using a condom wouldn't make any difference because i'd freak out that the outside had touched something upon taking it off).

in fic no one has to deal with shit, and lbr no one outside scat fetishists really wants to read about it either. there are some levels of verisimilitude that don't need to be spelled out in excruciating detail.

[(Anonymous)]

put a condom over your sex toy.

problem solved.

[(Anonymous)]

if putting a condom on their boyfriend wouldn't help their issues, i doubt that putting one on a sex toy would help.

[(Anonymous)]

And the award for not actually reading the comment you decided you'd reply to goes to...

[(Anonymous)]

It's really not usually a problem. Except once when a lady friend wanted to try anal fisting. That got messy.

[(Anonymous)]

There's less poop involved in anal than you think.

That said, many give themselves enemas just for the purpose of having clean anal sex. They do it for almost all porn, for example. I've wheedled my bf into doing it once or twice.