[ SECRET POST #3011 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #3011 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
(Transformers: War for Cybertron)


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03.
[iZombie]


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04.
[Amazingphil]


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05.
[How to get away with murder/Scandal]


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06.
[Russell Brand]


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07.
[Hand of Fate]


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08.
[Homestuck, The Nostalgia Critic, Channel Awesome]


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10.
(An American Tail)


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11.
[Mark Steel]


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12.
[Once Upon a Time]


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13.
[X-Files, The Lone Gunmen]


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14.
[Divergent series]


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15.
[One Piece]


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16.
[Criminal Minds: Derek Morgan]


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17.
[Bad Suns: Salt music video]


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18.
[Accuracy of Death/Sweet Rain/Shinigami no seido]


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19.
[Steven Universe]


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20.
[One Piece]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 023 secrets from Secret Submission Post #430.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

22. http://i.imgur.com/yOAdOhb.jpg

Transcript by OP

[fscom]

Picture of Oscar-less Leonardo DiCaprio and Oscar Winner Eddie Redmayne
Transcript: (Obligatory opening statement about how I dont ship rpf here) But I've started fantasizing about Leo hatefucking [Eddie Redmayne] 'til he cries because he has an Oscar. I'm not even a fan of desperate!Leo jokes. (Obligatory closing statement wondering why I'm like this)

[(Anonymous)]

Is the Oscar itself used in the fucking at all

[(Anonymous)]

Yes. The question is whether Leo's a decent enough guy to lube it up first.

[(Anonymous)]

Is it terrible that I find this hot? Because I find this hot.

[a_potato]

Me too. :(

[(Anonymous)]

Same, anon....

[(Anonymous)]

Same. But I want Eddie to do the crying/

[(Anonymous)]

I think that's what the secret meant, but maybe it's just me ('cause that's how I interpreted it).

To be fair to all, they should both be crying.

[(Anonymous)]

NO LEO

STOP SUBMITTING SECRETS

FUCKING AN OSCAR WINNER WON'T MAKE YOU AN OSCAR WINNER FFS

OSCARS AREN'T STDS YA KNOW

GOD

[(Anonymous)]

lol

There's Something About Eddie

[(Anonymous)]

because my fantasy involves Keaton, Carrell, Cooper and Cumberbatch gangbanging him after his win ._.

*hides*

[(Anonymous)]

I've entertained similar fantasies and ones involving different actors. Wish there was a kinkmeme for celebrities but I presume there'd be C&D letters right and left. Lol.

There's a lot of RPF out there. Yes, some kinkmemes too.

[(Anonymous)]

http://archiveofourown.org/media/Celebrities%20*a*%20Real%20People/fandoms

It's mostly celebrities who have worked together on something, but not always.

Re: There's a lot of RPF out there. Yes, some kinkmemes too.

[(Anonymous)]

This is very interesting. Thank you for the link.

But then, RPF remains embedded in the media's respective fandoms. I was thinking it would be cool if there was one kinkmeme just for celebrities in general, and all the work gets compiled in one place. Instead of, let's say, me having to go into the XM:FC kinkmemes to read about McAvoy and Fassbender.

Like, people can go crazy and prompt The Rock/Mike Myers (or sorry for the image) or yes, Leomayne (I typed this out purely to crack myself up), who have never even been in the same movie or have probably never interacted in real life even though I can easily picture Leo praticing with darts using a picture of Eddie's face. For the lulz.

[(Anonymous)]

Ngl, I'm p. sure Leo is pissed that some teenager got an oscar before he did

[(Anonymous)]

...Redmayne is not a teenager (he just turned 33), or even the youngest Best Actor winner (currently Adrien Brody; just shy of 30 at win).

[(Anonymous)]

Cackling.

It's such a shame what happened to Brody's career. I hope Eddie's fares better because dude is hella talented and really humble and sweet.

Shame on you, OP

[(Anonymous)]

Why would you want Leo DiCaprio to defile this pure sweet innocence?








j/k I want it too

Re: Shame on you, OP

[litalex]

Leo was young and innocent once, too.

Re: Shame on you, OP

[(Anonymous)]

That sounds like a brilliant opening line.

[litalex]

What an intriguing idea. :D