[ SECRET POST #3014 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3014 ⌋

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Comments

[belladonna_took]

Instead of an apology for shitty behaviour, I got a very weird rambling explanation from my aunt about how my dead mother was sending her signs or something to tell her how to act around me, and how I need to look to angels for guidance.

I'm so done with that one. So incredibly beyond done.

[iceyred]

You need to back away from that real quick. Speaking from experience, that is the kinda shit that tends to morph into a hand basket and quickly descend.

[belladonna_took]

Yep. I'm usually pretty chill with how crazy she is, because if she wants to go to the hospital because she has a hangover or minor constipation, at least she's bothering people who are paid to listen to her whine. Trying to make me feel sympathy for her after she assaulted me by blaming my dead mother? Nope.

I was sort of speechless, and I didn't want to make a thing out of it while my family were around, so I let her continue talking about how I'm not living up to her expectations and she always hoped I'd be more like her and I could get over my chronic physical and mental health problems if I just tried harder.

If she'd raised a hand to me while my mother was still alive, she would no longer be considered a member of the family.

[iceyred]

Your aunt and my aunt would get along. Seriously, you need to cut that out of your life. Run away and never return to the land of cray-cray.

[belladonna_took]

I can't for reasons, but I don't have to talk to her I guess. Her kids are very attached to me, probably because she's so nuts. I would sincerely like to have nothing more to do with her, but it's not an option.

I couldn't find a gif of Micheletto looking all proud of Cesare for offing his own brother, but I feel like it would be an appropriate bonding over having shitty family gif. Or inappropriate, but still kind of funny.

[iceyred]

She's got kids? That makes it even worse.

Yeah, the Borgias knew how to deal with this madness. They knew what was up. Micheletto would be very useful right now.

[belladonna_took]

She had a midlife crisis and got married and had kids because she didn't want to die alone. She doesn't really know what to do with them now, and she's tried to leave a few times to go live somewhere in Europe to be constantly drunk and fabulous, but her husband won't pay for her to do that and she's too good for getting a lowly job. So she just drinks and makes people miserable from her mini-mansion.

I could just throw her off a little bridge? Without stabbing her? That wouldn't be murder. Just a little wake up call.

[(Anonymous)]

Seconding this. I had an aunt who was so far down the fundamentalist rabbit hole we used to call her Auntie Christ. She used to talk about how her prayers controlled the weather. Only thing you can do is stay as far the fuck away as possible.

[iceyred]

Mine said she saw dead people. Her dead son and grandson. There's nothing you can do to help and nothing that will make it better.

[belladonna_took]

The angel thing is kind of coming out of nowhere. We're not even that religious. I don't think she's ever attended a regular service, or even Christmas mass. Just goes for special events.

[(Anonymous)]

Dafuq?? Yeah, blaming bad behavior on dead people and angels is like the second or third car on the crazy train.

[belladonna_took]

Yep. She even said she wants me to call her for spiritual guidance once a week. Maybe she's going to set up a ouija board so the dead can tell me I should send her money. Joy.