[ SECRET POST #3021 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3021 ⌋

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

My diabetic self has consumed a whole tub of ice-cream.

My Coeliac disease having girlfriend looked on dismayed and ice-cream free.

Life was good but now my tummy hurts.

[(Anonymous)]

I hope you get mauled by a bear. Not even in the woods. In the city. Pow. Bear-mauled.

[(Anonymous)]

Um. Because...?

OP here

[(Anonymous)]

I think it's my girlfriend. Wishing bears upon me.

Re: OP here

[cakemage]

Heh, if so, she's entirely justified but really is kind of letting you off easy. I've wished bears upon my friends and family for far lesser offenses than that. If you ask me, eating a tub of ice cream in front of her knowing that she can't have any is more of an "I hope your pillow turns into a cactus while you sleep and then your toothpaste gets replaced with old mayonnaise and all the stray cats in your area start breaking into your house and using your bed for hookups. And then you get eaten by sudden bears."

Re: OP here

[(Anonymous)]

What you all fail to realise is that I am myself a bear. In a fantastic disguise. I have learned your language and your ways, Cactuses harm me not, Toothpaste is for lesser, Cats I fear not and while I walk among you unnoticed, my people will always recognise me and never attack without my having stolen their salmon first.

Re: OP here

[(Anonymous)]

Baxter: On my journey I met one of your kind. His name was Katow-jo. We became friends.

Re: OP here

[(Anonymous)]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeah your sugar levels are definitely spiking dude

[lb_lee]

Enjoy your ice cream of folly. REGRET NOTHING. Live to eat another day.

--Rogan

[elaminator]

I hope you're okay! (My dad has diabetes so I know how shit it can be to have super high blood sugar.)

However...I also hope you enjoyed your ice cream, so.

Coeliac disease sounds like hell on earth, so I feel for your girlfriend.

[herpymcderp]

You're diabetic and you allow yourself to eat ice cream?

Enjoy your eyesight and your feet while you still have them, I guess.

[(Anonymous)]

Well, yeah. I can still eat sugar, just in small doses. Now a whole tub isn't exactly a small dose but my blood glucose didn't crest 10 points, so yeah, of course I allow myself some ice cream.

[herpymcderp]

I'm just saying man, that shit will catch up with you if you overdo it. Maybe not now but in 5 years, 10 years...

I'm not saying never eat sugar (I sure did when I was diabetic- sometimes I needed it to not die) I'm just saying that you know stuff like that is not good to do. Stick to a single serving next time.

[(Anonymous)]

You sound ignorant as hell. I have known several diabetics and, yes, they can eat ice cream.

[herpymcderp]

I was diabetic, fuckface.

Emphasis on WAS.

[(Anonymous)]

who spells "ice cream" with a hyphen?