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I haven't in 5 days cause guests over and all I can think about is orgasms and how they feel. Especially the warmth leading up to tightening muscles then the tingling as it rolls over in waves.

Tell me about your best orgasm in delicious detail basically. May or may not think about your post tonight.

Ps what the fuck is blue balls in a girl called.

Is there even a word for blue balls for a girl? For real, if there isn't there needs to be.

I've been saying blue clit for years.

Blue waffle. Google it.

Don't actually! It's really Blue Bean. I think it should be Blueberry. Let's change it to blueberry.

Edited 2015-04-13 02:19 (UTC)

But Blueberries are delicious and desirable.

And squishy... I didn't say think it through!

My best orgasm was my first orgasm when I was like 16. Man, I didn't even know what was happening, all I knew was fffffffffuck. Thank you femslash fic, for teaching me what and where the clitoris was. Pretty much all my best orgasms were when I was just learning how to masturbate. That was a great summer.

Except for this one time I was masturbating so hardcore that I couldn't hear my fiancé knocking on the door (I'd accidentally locked the deadbolt so he couldn't get in) and he had to wait outside until I got done coming like three times like thirty minutes later.

Oh yeah. And one time I was fingered so good I squirted. That was my best non-masturbatory orgasm and the first time I squirted. (Squirting is really awesome and, like, makes me feel super powerful?)

After I have a good orgasm my ears ring for a few minutes afterwards.

Blue balls in girls is called vaso-congestion.

Thanks anon!

If blue bean is really the slang term for it there needed a better version

/not dumb enought to google blue waffle again

I'm glad to hear it!

Holy shit, everyone else's orgasm stories are awesome. I only masturbate so I can hack my body into going to sleep faster, because I have insomnia and unless I hard switch off my brain, it tends to hang on the shutting down screen for way too long.

Or, if I have one of those headaches that makes the entire side of your body jacked up. I've learned that even a tiny orgasm can loosen all too-tight muscles. What's disappointing is when you're either in too much pain or too apathetic to feel aroused, so it's about as stimulating as chewing mushed banana and you're like, "gfdi please get off so this headache goes away."

Although probably my best was once I did it standing in front of a full length mirror, while leaning against a door. I came so hard my knees went weak and I almost fell right over.

Ngl my usual reasons are a night cap habit to sleep better but now I've moved on to general horny crankiness!

I love how relaxed you can get afterwards tho. It's bliss!

I masturbate two to five times a day, depending on how much time I have, and my favorite part is the twitching. Vaginal muscle spasms for the win, especially when your thighs shake afterwards. ;)

Okaay... going anon for this.

So when I was around 20-ish I really liked watching this documentary show called Real Sex on late night HBO. It was all about kinks and fetishes and sexuality and polyamoury and whatnot. Very informative, but also very sexy to my young self.

Anyhow, one night there was an episode all about Japan. From Japanese porn actors to ero manga and cosplay and everything in between. One of the segments was on a man who claimed to be the master of female pleasure, and it showed him getting two girls off at once (rubbing them through panties). During his explanation he said that the best method of masturbation for a woman was to only stroke the clitoris but decrease the pressure, lighter and lighter, until such time as it becomes sensitive enough that just blowing on it will cause an orgasm.

Well, of course I went right to my room to try it, and by god, the man was right.

It took almost fourty minutes to get there, but by the time I finally came I came about seven times and my ears were ringing after. I still treat myself from time to time if nobody is home and I'm in a sexy mood.

Wtfffffff no I want to try this but I have to finish watching this stupid show with my family.

Well now think I better try that tonight!

I thought you said in a past post you were a guy?

Nope?

Best I can think is in some thread about lies I said I don't correct ppl who call me a guy in MMOs. always been a girl on FS ._.

ayrt

I think I was getting you confused with cbachrhynos (or however it's spelled), I think they're a guy.

I pumped my dick with a vacuum pump and then put a hairband around the base so it was forced to stay swollen

it took a long time to orgasm, but when I did it was crazy good

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