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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2015-04-25 03:59 pm
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[ SECRET POST #3034 ]


⌈ Secret Post #3034 ⌋

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(Anonymous) 2015-04-25 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Go back to Eka's portal.

(Anonymous) 2015-04-25 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
You what now?
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[personal profile] fingalsanteater 2015-04-25 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Russell would be the obvious choice because he's a bit of a weirdo, but Gary looks like a hungry fucker so I think he'd probably gnaw on Russell's boney ass before having to resort to self-cannibalism.

(Anonymous) 2015-04-25 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Barlow, surely.

That's the smirk of a born maneater right there.

(Anonymous) 2015-04-25 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Now there's a reality TV show I'd watch.

(Anonymous) 2015-04-25 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd be okay with that. I'd stay until the sex part at least.

(Anonymous) 2015-04-25 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I can picture Brand with blood all over his face, gnawing on Barlow's stump leg.

(Anonymous) 2015-04-25 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You mean Brand has not already started? Because him having kuru would explain a lot.

(Anonymous) 2015-04-25 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Gary Barlow is literally already a cannibal.

Actual cannibal

(Anonymous) 2015-04-25 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Running for your life
(From Gary Barlow.)
He's brandishing a knife.
(It's Gary Barlow.)
Lurking in the shadows
Boyband superstar Gary Barlow.
Living in the woods,
(Gary Barlow.)
Killing for sport,
(Gary Barlow.)
Eating all the bodies
Actual, cannibal Gary Barlow.

Re: Actual cannibal

(Anonymous) 2015-04-25 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
This sounds more like Russell Brand tbh. Barlow's too bland to brandish.

If you google....

(Anonymous) 2015-04-25 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Fat Gary Barlow, you can see the unkind years when he looked like he had eaten Russell Brand :(

(Anonymous) 2015-04-25 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Barlow would definitely be the first to cave and grab for a Russell Brand drumstick.

(Anonymous) 2015-04-25 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
This is definitely misandrist.

(Anonymous) 2015-04-26 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Brand's décolletage is attractive there.

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(Anonymous) 2015-04-26 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Image: pictures of Russell Brand and Gary Barlow

Text: I’d like to throw Russell Brand and Gary Barlow in a deep pit, and see which of them is the first to revert to cannibalism
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