[ SECRET POST #3037 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3037 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 051 secrets from Secret Submission Post #434.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

07. http://i.imgur.com/4wRzQGk.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

Doesn't everyone feel that way?

[(Anonymous)]

Us Americans just laugh at him.

[(Anonymous)]

+1

[(Anonymous)]

Easy to do when you're not at risk of him.

[(Anonymous)]

He was born in the US you know. President Boris is not so unimaginable as you'd like to think.

[(Anonymous)]

That has about as much chance of happening as President Cruz does.

[(Anonymous)]

Now there are some famous last words. Like to add "this ship is unsinkable" or "one leaky o-ring isn't a problem" to that?

[(Anonymous)]

Bravo, anon, bravo.

[(Anonymous)]

Boris Johnson is a repulsive piece of gristle.

[sapphireblack]

Or see Boris anywhere. Or remember he exists.

[nightscale]

I understand the feeling.

[(Anonymous)]

That pretty much sums up my feelings to all of this current, but hopefully outgoing, government. Especially that fucking bald sadist who makes Bond villains look sane and compassionate.

[sapphireblack]

Iain Duncan Smith.

Yep.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not unsympathetic, but has politics become a subset of fandom?

[(Anonymous)]

It is one of the oldest fandoms in the world. For millennia people have been wanking to politics and politicians.

[(Anonymous)]

Uhhh, I hope you mean wanking in the sense that it's often used here (like "fandom wank" and not the literal meaning.

[(Anonymous)]

I would guess both.

[(Anonymous)]

Politicians appear regularly on entertainment shows and there's political fanfic of them. I've written some myself. So yes, they're part of fandom.

Transcript

[(Anonymous)]

Image: Boris Johnson

Text: I’m not a naturally violent person, but

Whenever I see goddamn Boris on TV, I want to rip out his teeth and shove them up his backside, and that’s just the first course.

[(Anonymous)]

Y'know I had no idea who this guy was before I read the comics. My initial thought, as I looked at the hairstyle, was Donald Trump. But then I remembered that the only hairstyle capable of matching Donald Trump-level hideousness, is Donald Trump's actual hairstyle. Seriously, Trump, all this money and you can't spring for a decent wig or style or something?

[(Anonymous)]

It's part of Trump's brand at this point, and his brand is his most significant asset in financial terms, so he can't exactly do that.

[(Anonymous)]

What is up with the random violence against British people secrets? Jeremy Paxman, Alan Davies, Jamie Oliver and now Boris Jonson. Are they all by the same person?

[(Anonymous)]

My thoughts as well.