[ SECRET POST #3038 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3038 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

[fscom]

07. http://i.imgur.com/D12qWj4.jpg

[cushlamochree]

That sounds like a v reasonable winning the lottery fantasy to me. Although I'm not sure why you'd stop at 25%.

[silvereriena]

Is he known for being really cheap?

[kamino_neko]

Yeah, this is confusing...I've heard a bunch of criticisms of LeBeouf, but...I've never heard anything about being a bad tipper... (Plagiarist, bad actor, big-ego-small-talent...never anything about stiffing service staff...)

[elaminator]

I'm not sure why I find this so funny.

(But now I want to go watch that Shia LaBeouf music video.)

[a_potato]

Whaaaaat, lol.

[lb_lee]

My first thought: LEBEOUF HAS A BEARD???

My second was realizing how absurd it is to continue imagining him as a teenager when that was like, ten years ago.

--Rogan

ohhhh yeah

[raspberryrain]

Shia LaBeouf has a grand beard.

'Elastic Heart' video.

'Shia LaBeouf' by Rob Cantor

Re: ohhhh yeah

[lb_lee]

The hell did I just watch?

Man, seeing as my last memory of LaBeouf is like, I, Robot, this is quite an adjustment to my mental image.

--Rogan

[(Anonymous)]

I read that as shave Shia instead of shame, and I was fine with that. This straggly beard, extension 80's rat tail look he has going for him looks like shit.

Transcript

[(Anonymous)]

Image: actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf

Text: A major part of my fantasies about winning the lottery involves going out to dinner with Shia LeBeouf, and shaming him by tipping 25%.

Re: Transcript

[(Anonymous)]

I LOVE YOU, TRANSCRIPT ANON.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, you Americans and your tipping.

[(Anonymous)]

It's a fantasy and you're filthy rich in it--you don't have to stop at a perfectly reasonable 25%, go for the gold!