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[ SECRET POST #3041 ]

⌈ Secret Post #3041 ⌋

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Most epic or hilarious (intentionally or otherwise) lines ever? Share here! And put the movie too.

Oh hi Mark!

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART,LISA!

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(Anonymous) - 2015-05-02 19:52 (UTC) - Expand

I did not hit her I did NAHT.

Me underwears!

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lb_lee - 2015-05-02 21:55 (UTC) - Expand

You're more dead to me than your dead mother

Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?

No, have you?

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caerbannog - 2015-05-03 11:51 (UTC) - Expand

Shuuuut up, Mr. Burton! You were not brought upon this earth to get it!

e:

"Ohhhh, a six demon bag!" "Terrific. A six demon bag. What's in it, Wang?" "Wind. Fire. All that kind of thing!"

Edited 2015-05-02 20:13 (UTC)

The "Little Tiffany" scene from Men in Black. Everything about it is perfect. (http://fingalselectronsexparty.tumblr.com/post/117785166313/taedisplay-kerokamina-innervenom << gif set of the scene in case you are wondering)

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lb_lee - 2015-05-02 21:57 (UTC) - Expand

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those... moments... will be lost in time, like tears in rain." (Blade Runner)

"I remember when I was with Special Forces... seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate some children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying, he couldn't see. We went back there, and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I cried, I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out; I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it... I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond, a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought, my God -- the genius of that! The genius! The will to do that! Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we, because they could stand that these were not monsters, these were men, trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love... but they had the strength -- the strength -- to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men, our troubles here would be over very quickly." (Apocalypse Now)

"I'll only wind up dead this way, knowing very little, and getting that little fragment wrong too." (A Scanner Darkly)

(you can probably tell I like the more depressing lines...)

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dethtoll - 2015-05-02 20:25 (UTC) - Expand

You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now, my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides. You will play golf and enjoy hot hors d'oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, "Do not trust the Pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller." And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VbYZDohsHk

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lb_lee - 2015-05-02 22:40 (UTC) - Expand

I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!

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(Anonymous) - 2015-05-02 21:57 (UTC) - Expand

"Flash, I love you, but we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!"
-- Dale Arden, Flash Gordon. I love a character with a firm sense of priorities.

"And where were you twenty years ago? Ten years ago? Where were you when I was new? When I was one of those innocent young maidens you always come to? How dare you! How dare you come to me now, when I am this!"
-- Molly Grue (to the unicorn), The Last Unicorn, because it broke my heart.

"I am proud of what I am! I ... am a Librarian." *thud*
-- Evelyn Carnahan, The Mummy. Evie is my hero forever. Although a close runner up would be Jonathan's "And did I panic? I think not!" after pick-pocketing a mummy who'd had him by the neck. Classy family, the Carnahans.

"A life lived in fear is a life half lived."
-- Fran, Strictly Ballroom. I agree, really.

"Memories were meant to fade, Lenny. They're designed that way for a reason."
-- Mace, Strange Days, because I have a lot of use for an admonishment not to dwell on past happiness/mistakes.

-"Everyone and their mums is packin' round here!"
"Like who?"
-"Farmers."
"Who else?"
-"Farmers' mums."

(Hot Fuzz)

"Love has no gender, nationality, or boundaries!" (Wild Zero)

"Watch out for snakes!" (Eegah!)

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lb_lee - 2015-05-03 20:41 (UTC) - Expand

"Well, nobody's perfect!"

Also, the entirety of this speech: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IvPIWzQcUY

"Be a mensch - you know what that means? A mensch - a human being!"

1) "Ma, sooner or later, there comes a point in a man's life when he's gotta face some facts. And one fact I gotta face is that, whatever it is that women like, I ain't got it. I chased after enough girls in my life. I-I went to enough dances. I got hurt enough. I don't wanna get hurt no more. I just called up a girl this afternoon, and I got a real brush-off, boy! I figured I was past the point of being hurt, but that hurt. Some stupid woman who I didn't even want to call up. She gave me the brush. No, Ma, I don't wanna go to Stardust Ballroom because all that ever happened to me there was girls made me feel like I was a-a-a bug. I got feelings, you know. I-I had enough pain. No thanks, Ma!" (really that whole scene, with all the "tomatoes" stuff)

2) "You don't like her. My mother don't like her. She's a dog and I'm a fat, ugly man. Well, all I know is I had a good time last night. I'm gonna have a good time tonight. If we have enough good times together, I'm gonna get down on my knees and I'm gonna beg that girl to marry me. If we make a party on New Year's, I got a date for that party. You don't like her? That's too bad!

"Hey Ang, when are you going to get married? You're 33 years old, and all your kid brothers and sisters are married. You oughta be ashamed of yourself."

Harry: Still Gay?
Perry: Me? Noooo. I'm knee-deep in pussy. I just like the name so much, I can't get rid of it.

Now Your Legs Are Gone!

A lot of shit from Mean Girls.

"Nice weave Janice, what's it made out of?"
"Your mom's chest hair!"

"She doesn't even go here!"

"Oh my God! Danny Devito! I love your work!"

Also all these people posting funny quotes and not even naming the movie they're from, for shame.

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sachiko_san - 2015-05-03 02:21 (UTC) - Expand

Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl.

"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section."
"Why's that?"
"Because you could melt all this stuff!"

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

As you wish.

So this is a human body, huh? Neat! Hey, my antenna's gone. No, it just moved. I'm not getting good reception on it though. Maybe if I wiggle it around a little.
Bender, no! You'll make God cry.

Good News, Everyone!

I Don’t Want To Live On This Planet Anymore

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue." - Steve McCroskey (Lloyd Bridges), Airplaine!

"Keep your mother off my lawn, out of my basement, and away from my roof!" - Mrs. White the neighbor, My Big Fat Greek Wedding

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