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So, there's new Uchihas running around dressed as Akatsuki. Whether they're some pocket Uchihas who survived like deer deep in the forest drinking dew and berries, or if they're some cult who stole Obito's big ass Uchiha eye collection remains to be seen.

The weirdest thing is that Sarada is apparently not Sasuke's either. She has no birth certificate and is not registered under Uchiha or Haruno. Sakura is also not legally married to Sasuke. Naruto and Sauce are off to talk to Orochimaru about the random Uchihas and Sarada/ChouChou follow them. I'm guessing Sarada is just one big clusterfuck of red herrings.

The weirdest thing is that Sarada is apparently not Sasuke's either. She has no birth certificate and is not registered under Uchiha or Haruno. Sakura is also not legally married to Sasuke.

This makes me happy. I sincerely hope she was having a happy love affair with someone else. Although the chances of it coming true are probably 0.00000000000000000000001, I hope Sarada is an fpreg baby Sakura concieved with Ino.

I figured she was a Sakura/Karin baby, myself.

I would be okay with that.

I think it's more likely she really is just Sasuke's and Sakura's and this is just a pointless red herring about them hiding her from teh evil Uchihas who are following him around. This is Shonen Jump after all, a big ol' paternity clusterfuck probably wouldn't fly.

Let me have my fempreg dreams for a little while longer.

KAKASHI PLEASE. KAKASHI PLEASE.
*holds hands to ears and goes LALALALALALALALAL to anything else*

Look, let's all just agree that there was an Ino/Karin/Sakura/Kakashi fourway at some point and any of the three could be the sire.

Nah. An Ino/Sakura/Karin threesome is okay, but keep Kakashi out of it.

Nawww, kakashi has a mole on his face. Very unsexy. (Oh, Kishi showed Kakashi's face. It was underwhelming)

Ymmv, I think it is sexy as hell.

Re: Some Naruto Gaiden spoilers

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*joins you in hopeless prayer circle*

good to know that Kishimoto is still a gigantic troll. I respect that

Sarada is apparently not Sasuke's either

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMN YOU, KISHIMOTO. I WANTED BURRITO/SALAD TO SPAWN UZUMAKI/UCHIHA BABIES.

Also I'm glad SasuSaku is not a thing. They are terrible for each other and their relationship would end up being destructive. I'm gonna assume Sarada is either one of Orochimaru's experiments or Sasuke's child via experiment or some asspull like that. I just hope she doesn't go full darkness like her not!dad.

If Kabuto's still alive I want him to be the mother. If he's dead, well, don't mind me, I'll be there in the corner writing TWT Oro/Kabu mad-sciency dark non-con mpreg fix-fic.

*snerk*

It'd be a good episode for Maurey.

"YOU ARE NOT THE MOTHER!"

"SHANAROOOOOOO!"

Make sure you share it with the rest of the world. We'll all need consolation!

>Sasusaku not a thing

Don't get too excited. Knowing Kishi this is just pointless drama and she will be a Sakura/Sasuke spawn after all. My guess is since Sasuke isn't exactly welcome back to the village, Sakura followed him around while pregnant and gave birth outside of Konoha. The missing registry will be some convoluted thing about hiding her from the Akatsuki brigade. Remember Kishimoto did label them "Sasuke and family" at the Naruto expo.

Just like in my soap operas!

Part of me hopes she IS their child just because SasuSaku ninja genes do sound like an awesome thing to have (Uchiha blood + awesome chakra control), plus Sarada happens to be the most interesting female character that has come out of this series. But on the other hand, Sasuke as a parent... I wonder if he even knows Sarada exists. Also it makes Sakura look like a desperate housewife (so to speak).

Ugh, my heart and my brain are divided on this issue.

The new Uchihas are a really stupid thing, even more stupid because they're dressing like Akatsuki. This whole thing is just one laughably bad soap opera. I did love the Naruhina/MinaKushi family breakfast image though. So adorable!

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Karin's kid, man. She looks exactly like her.

She looks like a black haired Sakura with glasses to me.

So she's Karin's kid with who? The chapter implies she's not even Sasuke's kid.

Right now, and knowing Kishi's QUALITY writting, I'm willing to believe she's even the boogeyman's daughter.

But yeah, she does look a lot like Karin. Mostly because of the glasses. Iirc Kishi said he liked Karin's looks, but my memory might be wrong.

Edited 2015-05-03 02:14 (UTC)

Haha, oh wow. And I thought I was enjoying the Sasusaku fandom's meltdown before. I'm going to enjoy it even more now.

She's probably going to be their kid in the end though.