http://suriyawong.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] suriyawong.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets 2008-01-19 04:23 am (UTC)

Re: 17.

BETTER SAUCE? (http://www.publishersweekly.com/article/CA6495413.html)

FUCK IT, I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO REPLACE THE VAGINA. I'LL SEW UP THAT ORIFICE, THERE'S PLENTY LEFT. I BOUGHT A SPECIAL TONGUE THAT I NEED TO BREAK IN ANYWAY.

You know what'd be great? RealDoll!Jesus. TRIPLE THE ORIFICES TRIPLE THE FUN, I ALWAYS SAY.

LOL I HOPE THERE ARE NO CHRISTIANS AROUND TO GET OFFENDED, FUCK I HATE CHRISTIANS THEY ARE ALL RETARDED SO I NEVER ASSOCIATE WITH ANY OF THEM.

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