[ SECRET POST #3046 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3046 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Beyonce Knowles]


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[Blake's 7]


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[Spec Ops: The Line]


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[Cell Block Tango]


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[Mortal Kombat]


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[Captain America/Kingsman: The Secret Service]


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[Blake's 7/"Orbit"]


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[Henry V]















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 014 secrets from Secret Submission Post #435.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

03. http://i.imgur.com/MrnFMGa.png

Transcript by OP

[fscom]

A picture of pro wrestler Dolph Ziggler grinning and slapping his ass. Text: "I want to get into this fandom. But only because THAT ASS. God DAMN."

[(Anonymous)]

Dolph Ziggler is an exceptionally good reason to get into wrestlefandom :)

Please get into this fandom

[fingalsanteater]

So we can talk about Dolph's ass together. Also, we can talk about other asses. (Don't get me started on Sheamus' ass either because I could go on all goddamn day about... how aesthetically pleasing I find him.)

I will be your gateway into the WWE fandom, OP, just let me point the way.

Re: Please get into this fandom

[(Anonymous)]

OP

You are tempting me! You are really tempting me! (And you are the reason this secret got made.)

Re: Please get into this fandom

[(Anonymous)]

Watching Smackdown right now? Rollins is cutting some pretty damn great promos on all three of his fatal four - way opponents.

Re: Please get into this fandom

[hallokatzchen]

Roman Reigns' ass is a thing of beauty

[(Anonymous)]

Just that one ass?

I can't get into wrestling because the fights don't excite me but the men? THE MEN. It's a hunk buffet for everyone. You got muscles out the wazoo, both fitness model level and hardcore BB monsters. There are chubby and bearish guys for those who like their men cuddly. Skinnier guys? They got that too (and fucked up when they let CM Punk go to MMA.)

Oh, and if you don't like males? Have you seen the Divas? WOW.

But, yes, Dolph Ziggler's ass. Yes yes yes. I hope you get to grab it someday, OP, and then I hope you get to do whatever else comes to mind.

[(Anonymous)]

OP

Give me a break, he's the only wrestling ass I saw on tumblr recently that caught my eye.

And I have a very grabbable ass within my reach already. But I can dream!

I'm way more interested in the meta of wrestling than the matches themselves. I'm really curious about how it works behind the scenes, and the work and training the wrestlers have to do to make it work. The stories themselves, I'm not sure I'd be into.

[(Anonymous)]

dunno who that is but he is very hunky ;)

[(Anonymous)]

Dolph Ziggler, wrestler for the WWE.

[elaminator]

I haven't watched Wrestling since... Maybe my early teens, but I think this is a valid reason to join a fandom.

And he's got great thighs.

[(Anonymous)]

OP

DAT ASS

DOSE THIGHS

GODDAMN

[(Anonymous)]

Excellent choice, but Prince Puma from Lucha Underground has the juiciest ass I've ever seen. Wrestling is amazing.

[fingalsanteater]

wow. I just looked him up and he is very hot and his ass I'd divine. Thanks for reminding me I wanted to get into lucha underground.

[(Anonymous)]

OP

GodDAMN you weren't lying! That is a FANTASTIC ass.

[(Anonymous)]

And Johnny Mundo (Ex-John Morrison). Dayum.

[philstar22]

Um. Damn.

Okay, so, I now feel the need to watch me some wrestling too. I have no interest in it as a "sport" or whatever, but there are some very fine men. I've always thought of wrestlers as being mostly body builder type bodies where they are way too muscled for my taste. But the ones I've been seeing lately are just muscled enough to be hot, like Chris Hemsworth level of muscle, not Arnie or Wolverine levels of muscle.

[fingalsanteater]

Yes. This is all true. There are some body builder types, but most of the dudes look really normal in terms of muscle mass.

(join me join me join me)

[mithen]

SECONDED. The late 80s/early 90s were the zenith (I would say nadir) of super-steroided muscular dudes, because the dude in charge has a notorious love of that body type, ugh. But lately, oh yum, there is so much to choose from. Sami Zayn, the totally approachable hot boy! Kevin Owens, chubby-but-muscular bear-type with the button nose who will MURDER ANYONE WHO OPPOSES HIM! So many lovely butts of all kinds, so many well-muscled but not grotesque thighs... *dreamy sigh*

[skeletal_history]

There's not enough ass in that picture for me to judge. I request more evidence, please.

[(Anonymous)]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-e7CClYJPmdo/Um9hqizVs1I/AAAAAAAAjvQ/ZFoYbpSpxoE/s1600/Screenshot_5.png

[sky_queen3]

That's an as valid reason as any. :D

[(Anonymous)]

HDU. You say 'DAT ASS' and not SHOW said ASS? This is AN OUTRAGE.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, the thread is reminding me of the days when I liked wrestling... and why I should go back.

Watching wrestling as a 13 year old heterosexual female discovering the beauty of the male form... ahhhhhhh. Sorry, Tina Belcher moment there.