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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2015-05-07 06:51 pm

[ SECRET POST #3046 ]


⌈ Secret Post #3046 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Beyonce Knowles]


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[Blake's 7]


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[Spec Ops: The Line]


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[Cell Block Tango]


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[Mortal Kombat]


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[Captain America/Kingsman: The Secret Service]


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[Blake's 7/"Orbit"]


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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Online Daters

(Anonymous) 2015-05-07 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
What is the average person who contacts you like? I've been discussing this with a couple of friends recently and in a terrible sort of way we each have a subset of people representing our specific flaws contacting us. 2freudian4me.

Re: Online Daters

[personal profile] herpymcderp 2015-05-07 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
People looking for threesomes. Constantly. What even.
ill_omened: (Default)

Re: Online Daters

[personal profile] ill_omened 2015-05-07 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Black, or mixed race black/other guys who talk about their (self described) big black dick, play up the 'alpha male'/dom shit, and link interracial fetish videos with white twinks.

And it's like, what? There's nothing I can think of that would suggest any of this would be attractive to me in my profile.

Re: Online Daters

[personal profile] herpymcderp 2015-05-07 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I am suddenly glad that I mostly get people looking for threesomes. wtf
ill_omened: (Default)

Re: Online Daters

[personal profile] ill_omened 2015-05-07 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
For example.

"http://xhamster.com/movies/1435918/twink_takes_big_black_cock_bareback.html

http://xhamster.com/movies/1017048/white_twink_suck_black_cock.html

I saw your profile and would like to penetrate you deep at yours daytime. I am a black guy,35 years old [link to profile].Send me your dick pics as well."

[img of dick]"

Couple days ago out of the blue I got this.

Keep in mind this is on a legit datingsite not grindr. It would be hard to encapsulate the amount of god no.

Re: Online Daters

(Anonymous) 2015-05-07 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Considering the content, you're probably being hit by guys who spam that at anyone who is white and male. Guys like that figure quantity over quality, eventually *someone* will respond and the ones that they accidentally hit will ignore them
ill_omened: (Default)

Re: Online Daters

[personal profile] ill_omened 2015-05-08 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
This is almost certainly true for a number of them, but a decent few are profile specific.

Re: Online Daters

[personal profile] herpymcderp 2015-05-07 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I can't even comprehend. Don't get me wrong, I've gotten a few creepy messages in my day, but none asking for specific sex acts.

I have to admit though... I kind of find this funny because the one time someone did message me asking about BDSM type stuff, they wanted me to dom. You are too kawaii for your own good, ill-chan.

Re: Online Daters

(Anonymous) 2015-05-07 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you sure you're not getting hit by actual spammers?

But, if they are actual brothers, then you have my apologies on behalf of all the gay black men of the world. You are clearly catnip to us but that doesn't excuse stupid actions or horndogging.
intrigueing: (happy nine)

Re: Online Daters

[personal profile] intrigueing 2015-05-08 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
I find this comment inexplicably hilarious. :D
lb_lee: The Blue Beetle, Ted Kord, doubled over laughing. (bwa-hah-ha)

Re: Online Daters

[personal profile] lb_lee 2015-05-08 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Horndogging! Now THERE is a word I need to bring into my vocabulary, anon!

--Rogan

Re: Online Daters

(Anonymous) 2015-05-08 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
I feel obligated to inform you that I bookmarked this whole thread with the title "ill_omened complains about black gay harem" so I can go back to it later and lol some more. XD
iceyred: By singlestar1990 (Default)

Re: Online Daters

[personal profile] iceyred 2015-05-07 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Guys who don't look at my profile. For real, I had one dude call me 'voluptuous.' For the record, I'm scrawny.
dethtoll: (Default)

Re: Online Daters

[personal profile] dethtoll 2015-05-08 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Up until I killed my OKC account I usually got people from out of state telling me I should be more deaf and embrace my deafness etc. etc.

It was really offensive.
lb_lee: Raige making a horrified face. (D:)

Re: Online Daters

[personal profile] lb_lee 2015-05-08 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
What the everloving hell, that's so douchey. How is their hearing or lack thereof any of their business? *hard of hearing too*

--Rogan
dethtoll: (Default)

Re: Online Daters

[personal profile] dethtoll 2015-05-08 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
It was from actual hearing people, too.

I put up with enough of that shit from the deaf community. To have hearing people say it?

lb_lee: M.D. making a shocked, confused face (serious thought)

Re: Online Daters

[personal profile] lb_lee 2015-05-08 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT? What the everloving FUCK? I just... what? WHAT? Like, it's terrible in general, but coming from hearing people...

Also, what game is that gif from? It looks intriguing.

--Rogan
lb_lee: A happy little brain with a bandage on it, enclosed within a circle with the words LB Lee. (Default)

Re: Online Daters

[personal profile] lb_lee 2015-05-08 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Huh, trippy and catchy! Thanks!

--Rogan
blitzwing: ([magi] Jafar)

Re: Online Daters

[personal profile] blitzwing 2015-05-08 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't used them much, but the people are usually nice, geeky, and slightly unattractive.

Re: Online Daters

(Anonymous) 2015-05-08 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Is that a good or a bad thing, from your point of view
blitzwing: ([magi] Jafar)

Re: Online Daters

[personal profile] blitzwing 2015-05-08 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
It's okay. I prefer people that aren't exceptionally nice, to be honest.