[ SECRET POST #3058 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3058 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

DA who's a bit crap with details, but Tyrion and Jorah were heading to meet up with Dany when they were captured by pirates. The pirates wanted to cut off Tyrion's cock to sell to a "cock merchant" (because dwarves' cocks have magic powers?), but Tyrion pointed out that no one would believe that it came from a dwarf unless they saw it attached to one. One pirate suggested, "But it'll be a dwarf-sized cock?" and Tyrion shot back, "Guess again." So, now he lives until they find a cock merchant. ;) (Sorry if I butchered any of the details...!)

[diet_poison]

hahaha oh shit.