fandomsecrets | [ SECRET POST #3059 ]

⌈ Secret Post #3059 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.

__________________________________________________

02.

__________________________________________________

03.

__________________________________________________

04.

__________________________________________________

05.

[Gone]

__________________________________________________

06.

[Hawaii 5-0, Catherine and Steve]

__________________________________________________

07.

[Magi - The labrynth of magic]

__________________________________________________

08.

(Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.)

__________________________________________________

09.

__________________________________________________

10.

[Kristen Stewart]

Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 030 secrets from Secret Submission Post #437.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 3 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

In sex fantasies, what would be your ideal setting? Like indoors, outdoors, what kind of building, what country (or fictional place)?

(Just assume the police or whoever aren't going to show up, even if they probably would in reality)

Unusual places, I guess? For example: hospital supply closet, foreward operations base command tent, the back of a gunship, in a moving vehicle (which might necessarily be pulled to the side of the road after a while), on the rooftop of an apartment building, in a parking garage late at night, in a cave in the middle of the woods...

Places that are ostensibly private, but where there's the potential for getting caught.

I first read that as "usual places" and had a good little chuckle.

Hahahah that would be amazing if those were my usual places.

I sort of did he moving vehicle thing. well, depending on what you call sex. thing is I was also driving. God it was thrilling, but my older self is like: that was probably not safe.

Re: Sexy settings

herpymcderp - 2015-05-20 23:37 (UTC) - Expand

kallanda_lee - 2015-05-20 23:49 (UTC) - Expand

herpymcderp - 2015-05-20 23:52 (UTC) - Expand

kallanda_lee - 2015-05-20 23:54 (UTC) - Expand

Did it in a co-ed dorm bathroom shower once. good times

herpymcderp - 2015-05-21 01:57 (UTC) - Expand

insanenoodlyguy - 2015-05-21 03:42 (UTC) - Expand

A meteor. Fuck physics.

Setting never really factored in for me.

Yeah, same? Like, unless it's s teacher/student thing then classrooms/offices/school bathrooms factor in. But other than that, no.

A really comfy bedroom with good shower facilities and snacks. I am so vanilla it hurts.

See, the thing is I'm not usually in comfy bedrooms...so it's a change lol.

(Anonymous) - 2015-05-20 23:36 (UTC) - Expand

Well, to be honest, vanilla or no, shower facilities and snacks are a total positive!

I have a thing for non-bed horizontal spaces so... something like a bar, after hours, pool tables and countertops.

The beach always used to seem like it might be nice. Then I actually learned about why the beach is a Bad Idea. |D There's a book I liked, though, where the beach had (magic) sand as soft as silk and the ocean waves were sweet, and that seems like it might be nice.

I...honestly do not care - like I'm interested more in the who, what, how and general level of enthusiasm. I don't mind semi-exposed places.

It's boring, but like a super luxurious hotel room with a minibar in some exotic place sounds awesome.

+1 to super luxurious hotel room with a minibar in some exotic place.

~~Alton Towers~~
Pirate ship/island seems to come up, along with cyberpunk apartment and nomadic spaceship.

I never thought cyberpunk apartment before and now I want it very mcuh.

Bathrooms, especially in the pub/disco/airport kind, but in reality I wouldn't have sex in a bathroom that wasn't mine* because damn that can't be hygienic...

*And even then I'd have to get a bigger bathroom, because mine is tiny and if you could fit two people with any kind of comfort in my shower I would be impressed.

Edited 2015-05-21 00:29 (UTC)

Uh, in a nice plush bedroom?

I don't particularly care where the sex is going on most the time, but sometimes semi-public (Or just plain public) spaces feature in them.

Whatever makes sense for the characters too, though. Like Snake and Otacon totally boned on a plane in MGS2 and Kirk must have sex in the captains chair.

A haunted castle

YOU FOOL THAT'S HOW YOU DIE

(Anonymous) - 2015-05-21 02:43 (UTC) - Expand

Indoors, but not bedrooms necessarily. Against walls. Kitchen. Living room. Office. Hotel room. In the shower or bath. Throne sex for certain pairings is the best.

Pretty much anywhere indoors that isn't the bed. Beds are awesome and all, but other things are sexier.

Also, I kind of find the idea of sex in the back of a club kind of sexy.

Place-wise, I'm mostly reading Middle Earth porn lately with a few smatterings of MCU porn thrown in there. For some reason, aside from the fact that I'm currently obsessed with the world and characters, I find the idea of porn in a fantasy settling like ME really hot. Like, how sex is different and yet the same, and this sort of fantastical, mythological, historical, elegant setting and then just adding porn to it.

Very conventional. My Bf on the other hand is more kinky than I am!

library.

some day, I actually really want to do this, damn the consequences.