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⌈ Secret Post #3060 ⌋

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Comments

Review of Terrible Movies I Have Seen For Film Sack

[kaijinscendre]

Using 1-4 stars.

Suicide Kings: 3 stars. Had some funny moments and a genuinely engaging plot. Enjoyed it way more than I expected.

Timeline: 1 star. Fucking terrible. First movie that I skipped to the end for. Just boring, boring, boring.

The Last Stand: 2 stars. Super cliche movie, but at least most of the acting was good. Plus Peter Stormare was in it. And I love him.

The Legend of the Drunken Master: 4 stars. Amazing fight scenes. The BEST fight scenes. The plot is pretty good to (even if the dubbing can be a bit off). Would definitely recommend.

Leprechaun 4 In Space: 2.5 stars. Suprisingly good! I enjoyed it more than the first one.

Running Man: 2 stars. The most 80s movie ever. Arnold Schwarzenegger has a "snarky" one-liner in every seen.

Re: Review of Terrible Movies I Have Seen For Film Sack

[herpymcderp]

Oh come on, only 2 stars for Running Man? It's not the greatest Arnie film of all time, but it's miles better than a lot of other 80's films. You gotta judge based on historical context for these things, man. 2.5 stars at least, or you're telling me Leprechaun 4 is better than Running Man and I can not stand for that injustice.

I agree with the LotDM score, though. Any Jackie Chan pre-Hollywood blockbuster 00's era Chan represents some of the best fight choreography you will ever see in your life.

Re: Review of Terrible Movies I Have Seen For Film Sack

[kaijinscendre]

Sorry. :( I mean, I've seen a lot of 80s movies recently. This was one I didn't really enjoy. Total Recall was was better!