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⌈ Secret Post #3062 ⌋

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Depressing Stream #1 TODAY

[herpymcderp]

So, because Noodles enjoys fellating me, this week he has turned the shitstream movie list over to me! This week, the movies will not be shit! However, because I am a harsh benefactor I have decided that he shall play only movies showcasing the darkest ennui this world has to offer. You're welcome.

First up will be a movie recommended by blessezmoi, guaranteed to make you feel either sad or claustrophobic*, or both. Starring Ryan Reynolds, directed by Chris Cortez, and with a Rotten Tomatoes score of 87%, it's Buried.

Second on the docket is a fucked up psychological horror classic. Chock full of visuals that inspired the likes of Silent Hill and your second cousin's film school final project, it's Jacob's Ladder! It'll leave you wondering if reality is real and where the limits of sanity lie.

And to end things off, we'll be turning to a lighter note with Stephen King's The Mist.



Most accurately termed an action horror, this film is really a commentary about what happens when small town mentality is reduced to life in a metaphorical petri dish on the verge of what might be the apocalypse. It's a personal favorite, and is definitely not to be missed.

Don't despair though, intermissions will be happy baby animal videos and heavy drinking so we don't all wind up crying into our saftey blankets by the end of the night. Plus, as always, there's a porn parody for the after party and this week we'll be showing Tosh.Hole! Gay porn without skipping the sex scenes! It's a Christmas miracle!

So join us, won't you, for the first (and possibly last) time I'll be allowed to inflict my painful, painful film taste on the stream.


Today! 3pm Pacific/ 6pm EST at http://original.livestream.com/kagato23


*it should go without saying, but trigger warnings are in place for anyone who really does suffer from claustrophobia. Viewer discretion is advised.

Re: Depressing Stream #1 TODAY

[insanenoodlyguy]

Don't be late to stream herpy! Blessez is afraid you will be late to stream for whatever reason and I have been charged to say this. WE WILL ONLY WAIT FOR YOU SO LONG

Re: Depressing Stream #1 TODAY

[herpymcderp]

No YOU don't be late to the stream!

Re: Depressing Stream #1 TODAY

[insanenoodlyguy]

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[herpymcderp]

Re: Depressing Stream #1 TODAY

[kaijinscendre]

I want to watch but we are in the middle of a bad storm (flash flooding booooo), so my computer is unplugged. I might risk it though.

Re: Depressing Stream #1 TODAY

[herpymcderp]

Nooo damn it storm how dare you!

Re: Depressing Stream #1 TODAY

[kaijinscendre]

*stares out window to flooded streets* HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME? I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES *mumble mumble*

Re: Depressing Stream #1 TODAY

[insanenoodlyguy]

get in here. God wants you in here, it wont' go down like that.

Re: Depressing Stream #1 TODAY

[herpymcderp]

Starting Buried soon! Everyone who wants in better get in here!

Re: Depressing Stream #1 TODAY

[herpymcderp]

We're on to The Mist!

And now... GAY PORN

[insanenoodlyguy]

tosh.h0le