[ SECRET POST #3064 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3064 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 044 secrets from Secret Submission Post #438.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

I promised race wank so here it is:

[(Anonymous)]

Why are white people such jive turkeys?

Re: I promised race wank so here it is:

[(Anonymous)]

Because we all fly crackers, dawg!

Re: I promised race wank so here it is:

[(Anonymous)]

this is the whitest comment I've ever read

Re: I promised race wank so here it is:

[herpymcderp]

Because they don't think it be, but it do.

Re: I promised race wank so here it is:

[othellia]

because GOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLE

Re: I promised race wank so here it is:

[elaminator]

Why have I never seen this before? The guy is cracking me up more than the turkeys tbh, but everything about this is great.

Re: I promised race wank so here it is:

[feotakahari]

A post I found on Bash once:

oh man I saw pure gold at lunch, I was sitting near this group of black guys at a table and they all had tucked in shirts and shit, looked educated, I think they were studying calculus or some shit
and across from there, there was another table with a bunch of white guys, all ghetto looking, three of them wore fucking grills, sagging pants, and one was playing some 50 cent ringtone or some shit
going "yeah boiiii"
and one of the black guys in the table next to me muttered "fucking niggers"
I choked on my fucking jolt cola

Re: I promised race wank so here it is:

[tabaqui]

JOLT COLA

You know how it is with them honkies.

[(Anonymous)]

Cracker ass crackers.

Re: I promised race wank so here it is:

[caerbannog]

I... Have no idea what this means.

Re: I promised race wank so here it is:

[herpymcderp]

It means white people are jive ass turkeys.

Which, according to my knowledge of 1970's black slang, means we aren't cool or hip and are also generally distasteful individuals.