[ SECRET POST #3071 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3071 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles from Whose Line is it Anyway?]


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03.
[Ansatsu Kyoshitsu]


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04.
[Boardwalk Empire]


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05.
[Ore Monogatari]


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06.
[Kid Icarus]


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07.
[Eurovision]


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08.
[Elden Henson, Daredevil]


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09.
[His Dark Materials]


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10.
(Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.)


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11.
[Elfquest]


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12.
[Psych]


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13.
(Marvel's Agents of SHIELD)









Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 060 secrets from Secret Submission Post #439.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

If you were a fictional character based on your fandom persona and people wrote fanfic about you...

...what tropes would you get shoehorned into?
...what cliche AU would people stick you in most?
...what's one thing everybody would always get wrong?

[herpymcderp]

I would be called a Sue a lot because I don't usually talk about my major failings. People would probably turn me exclusively gay and constantly slash me with their favorite male lead, in the submissive role. It would probably be in some dumb coffee shop AU.

The sexuality would be the thing they would get wrong.

Alternatively, I might get turned into a villain... but only to be woobified later.

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe not. Nolan Ross from Revenge is canonically bisexual but from what I've seen, most to all fandom interest is in straight-shipping him with his gal pal Emily Thorne.

[(Anonymous)]

i have no doubt that fandom would ignore me except to occasionally write preachy issuefic reducing me to my sexual orientation and/or ethnicity for the sake of sjw brownie points.

[kaijinscendre]

According to that post forever ago, I'd be in a lot of teacher AUs. And I'd secretly be pining after the (hot) gym teacher.

I'd probably be in a coffee shop AU or two.

Hrm. Not sure what they would get wrong. What is important to me in life?

[sarillia]

Can I have someone else answer for me? This is really interesting but I really have no idea.

[herpymcderp]

Femslash bait? Femslash bait.

[sarillia]

Is it really bait if I'm canonically gay?

[herpymcderp]

Yes. Because you will bait all the non-canonically gay girls into being femslashed with you.

[sarillia]

Ah okay. Sounds fun.

[sarillia]

Just started wondering if people would make me more short-tempered because of my red hair. The "fiery redhead" thing is everywhere.

[feotakahari]

I think I'd be a minor gag character.

[(Anonymous)]

Background character no one writes fic about

[iceyred]

1. Pale skinned brunette, meganneko, noodle incident, Beware the Quiet Ones, brutal honesty, even evil has standards, too kinky to torture.

2. I'm imagining college AUs, or high school AUs. Political AUs would also be a thing.

3. I have a feeling I would get shipped with more women than men. :/

[elaminator]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I don't know. (Anyone else want to have a go at it?)

I feel like people would either write me as boring and nice (I would never be the protagonist) or give me a wild back-story to make me more entertaining.

[caerbannog]

Fandom persona? ???

Joining the line of "I think it'd be more interesting for someone else to pick" cause if just go with background character.

[(Anonymous)]

Fandom persona like public celeb persona, I think? What other people in fandom know of you

[caerbannog]

I honestly have no idea. Depends on if they knew me during my crazy young adult years I guess XD

I want to be the Tom Hardy of FS then.

[otakugal15]

Probably along the lines of Tsudere. Though I have no doubt some random anon would be spiteful and make me a yandere.

[aenrhien]

I'd be reduced to nothing more or less than the female lead's sassy gay best friend and shopping buddy. Alternatively, the team "the fandom bicycle" comes to mind.

Knowing my luck, they'd cram me into an omegaverse AU just to spite me and my rather vocal dislike for it, because that seems to be a thing people would do.

I have no idea what they'd screw up the most. Probably my sexuality or gender, everything else is simple.

[(Anonymous)]

I'd probably end up being the character whose traumas are exploited for hurt/comfort purposes. It's also distinctly possible that I'd end up the fandom bicycle. If my friends' 8 million different opinions on who to fix me up with are any indication, I'd be shipped with any uumanoid that has a pulse.

That said, I think most people would write me as a 24/7 stick in the mud. I can be serious a lot. However, I'm "talented" at making terrible jokes and can party hearty (especially when I'm really far away from home).