[ SECRET POST #3086 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3086 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Bit early, sorry!

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 062 secrets from Secret Submission Post #441.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fishnchips]

Reminds me a bit of "Space Raptor Butt Invasion" and the other 'books' from that series.

[elaminator]

[fishnchips]

I'm seriously tempted to read one of them just on principle someday.
If not for the glorious titles then for the glorious covers? http://vintar.tumblr.com/post/109088039682/ive-found-my-new-favourite-author

I think my favourite title is "My Ass Is Haunted By The Gay Unicorn Colonel".

[elaminator]

HOW ARE THESE THINGS REAL?!

It seriously looks like someone threw these covers together in about five minutes in photoshop. I can't believe these are books you can actually buy... Lmao.

On the other hand, now I'm curious about how bad the writing is, but not enough to pay for them. Wonder if there are passages anyone's shared, like a sneak peek.

[fishnchips]

I found a blog by someone who read them - it's not evry long but quite amusing (and tells you everything you need to know without having to read them X'D):

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume/guess-im-fcking-these-dinosaurs-tonight#.rgXoxBXjgk

[elaminator]

... I didn't exactly expect much from this writing, but somehow I am still amazed at how horrible it is. And cliche and hilarious, lol. It's kind of iimpressive!

(The gangbang lawyer one, omg.)

[fishnchips]

I have to be honest, I was even a tiny bit disappointed because I think it would have been so much more hilarious if those things - to contrast the terribad titles and covers- had been actually moderately well written haha!