[ SECRET POST #3086 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3086 ⌋

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Comments

[fingalsanteater]

I've never thought about? Seth's hair looks easier to pull imo. Roman's is a lot longer and more silky. It could have something to do with Seth being humiliated and made to look weaker/more submissive in his matches too? Roman is usually made to look strong and doesn't play a subby role as often. Think about how many times you've seen Roman completely humiliated and destroyed (I can only think of one time) compared to how many times Seth has (I can think of several). Personally, I prefer to see Seth get yanked around, but Roman should def have his hair pulled more often.

Anyway, I like chit chatting about random wrestling stuff so hit me up, OP, with your weird wrestling thoughts.

[(Anonymous)]

OP: I know, fingal, and I love this community and you for it. *sniffles* *smiles*

[fingalsanteater]

You should hit me up on tumblr too though. Like, I got my weird pairings wrestling friend, and my J & J lover friend and I need my f!s (also Kevin Owens lover? coz lol when he powerbombed machine gun kelly I need to talk about the look on his face because LMAO wtf) friend. I need all the niche wrestling friends.

[mithen]

AM I YOUR KEVIN OWENS LOVER FRIEND?

The Kelly thing just plays into my theory that Kevin uses kayfabe to keep things okay with his son. Like, in the middle of Raw he gets a weeping phone call from his son saying "DADDY DID YOU REALLY HURT JOHN CENA?" and he goes to Triple H and says "Hey, Hunter, uh, my kid's upset, I need a week off before I go to Japan," and Triple H says, "Sure, man, Machine Gun Kelly was hoping someone would attack him, you wanna do that?" and Owens says "Sounds good to me," and IT'S ON and then Owens is on a flight to Florida to go to Disney with his kids. :)

[fingalsanteater]

Lol! I love this theory. Did they suspend him for a week? Steph said he was going to get in trouble but I didn't catch the punishment. His face though. It was like a mixture of "good" and "oh shit maybe I fucked up?" I kind of love how unhinged he is right now. (And I think he's pushing John pretty far, which I LOVE, because I love heel Cena.)

Is it totally weird Bray is bringing Roman's daughter into things and do you think that is insipred by Kevin? Because, besides the storylines involving real life couples like Daniel and Brie, the only other recent person who really brings real life things into kayfabe, like kids, is Kevin.

Also, yes, if you are the anon who likes Kevin Owens, then you are my Kevin Owens lover friend.

[mithen]

Lol! I love this theory. Did they suspend him for a week?

They haven't yet, but I suspect they will on Smackdown, since he tweeted a picture of his family and said he was looking forward to seeing them soon. :) I love the fine line he's walking because very rational and reasonable and completely insane, like he isn't even sure himself which it is. I've been catching up on his Ring of Honor work, and THAT is seriously unhinged, my God. We haven't gotten to the point of him gouging Sami's eyes so he can lick the tears off his fingers and sigh with happiness yet... And yeah, I like that he's pushing Cena to the point of arguing with the ref and stuff too! I don't think they'll ever turn him fully heel, but I'm mesmerized by this weird thing they're working on where Cena is a face to half the audience and a heel to the other half, and Owens is a perfect mirror image, face to half and heel to half, just flipped...

I'm kind of fascinated by the Roman/Bray thing, that could be SO INTENSE and SO FUCKED UP. It's been a long time since they've used real kids in angles, in part because it can go so spectacularly wrong, and yeah, I wonder how much of that is "Well, Kevin's found a way to do it, so maybe there's something there..."

ETA: There's more than one Owens lover around here, since I didn't make the secret about him! But I do flood Tumblr with gifsets of him on a regular basis, lol...

[fingalsanteater]

We haven't gotten to the point of him gouging Sami's eyes so he can lick the tears off his fingers and sigh with happiness yet.

Hot. I need to see more shit like that. I have some ROH but I was trying to make a dent in Lucha Underground before the finale in August.

I didn't really think about John and Kevin being mirrors of each other in terms of being heels/faces to different segs of the audience. And, what's fun about both of them in this circumstance, is that it's very easy to flip them because, even as insane as Kevin is, he's still calling out someone who can be seen as very douchey and fake. So, then Kevin is just defending himself as father who wants to be a hero to his son, and John is the usurper who has stolen Kevin's place in his son's heart through falsity.

And yeah, I need Bray Wyatt to have a fucked up storyline again because I don't want to see him wasted like they are wasting Luke and Eric now (where are they???? stuck on Main Event at the best.) Like, sorry salty Roman fans, but I'd like to see him doing something else for a while. I like his supportive friend role and hope it pays off for him to allow Dean and Seth (and now Brock and possibly Sheamus to fight it out over the title).

[mithen]

Hot. I need to see more shit like that.

It is on my list to make into a gifset! Honestly, Kevin looking post-orgasmic after causing pain to poor Generico is incredibly common, it's...kind of startling. And hot.

Roman as Dean's friend is the best thing for the two of them, I'm so relieved they haven't just casually scrapped it. I'm hoping Dean can be there for him as he deals with Bray, but that might be asking too much...