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⌈ Secret Post #3093 ⌋

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[The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy]

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[Brendon Urie/Panic at the Disco]

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[Steven Universe]

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[Bones]

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[Ghostbusters, Bill Murray]

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[Game of Thrones]

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the only hope I have to FFVII is that they don't pander to the fanboys and give her a realistic sized chest. If they do that I'll be happy.

She'll probably look how she did in Advent Children would she not?

Her breasts are definitely big there, but not ridiculous.

Although, honestly, I feel like have the big breasted person be the magic user would be better. I can't imagine how difficult it would be to do hand to hand with enormous breasts.

AC was still pretty gross. Smaller would be better.

I don't really agree.

My sister's breasts are that large so it's not like it's unrealistic (she's also silm/muscular since she lifts).

And Tifa's outfit was pretty concealing.

>Implying DFC or even RSC isn't a fetish group to pander to

Ayyyy lmao

Hell nah! I always liked Tifa b/c she was a badass and well-rounded character who also had huge tits. I really identified with her and Aeris as a kid because they both had chunkier assets, just like me and my bff. Tifa had big breasts, Aeris had big hips, and that's super cool.

Large-breasted women in media are almost never written as serious characters. They're either fanservice, or jokes, or some combination of the two. Tifa has the most complete and realistic story arc of any character in the game, and outside of the international-release FMV that was added where she's flopping all over the Highwind she's never treated as just a pair of walking breasts.

I really didn't like how the compilation made Yuffie, Tifa, and Aeris cardboard cutout super models.

MTE

I liked Tifa as a big breasted character who was still an actual character. As long as they don't make her a stick with big breasts. I am just as invested in her muscles as her breasts.

If they balloon them, I'll preorder it and immediately buy a ps4.

Tbh I'm expecting an AC or KH reminiscent model, nothing drastic, and I'm good with that. Making a FF7 remake is already profitable pandering lbr.

I hope you get mugged before you can do that.

What the hell, anon.

BE Fetishists are vile.

Pretty sure it was a joke. And even if they're into that, who the fuck cares?

women who do not have bodily autonomy because of people like this?

da

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Re: Tifa's tits

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be fetishists CONDEMNED satisfaction.

you do realize she was making a joke right

i mean of course you do

tbf, the AYRT is prolly likely joking and baiting.

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cloud_riven - 2015-06-24 00:35 (UTC) - Expand

If I report the crime, and they find my mugger, I'll drop any charges and give them my pre-order receipt. A man who desperately wants my PS4, even to pawn it off, deserves a chance at massive fighter mammaries enlightenment.

--God bless U_U

Edited (to truly forgive, one must remember the importance of verbs. Amen.) 2015-06-23 23:53 (UTC)

If they want to pander to the fanboys of today, they'll make her flat-chested. And about two feet shorter.

Nah, they'll just pander with to them Yuffie instead.

Oh lord, true that.

To be honest, there's nothing they can do with her that isn't going to pander to some fanboy fap fantasy. I almost want them to cut her out of the game all together. I mean, not really, but that's the only thing that'll work.

Exactly. They should remove all of the women altogether and have it be a male-only game in order to ensure max amount of feminism!!

who cares if some fanboys get their fantasies fulfilled? plenty of women (and dudes) will be fapping over cloud, sephiroth, and vincent. hell, cid has the bara crowd covered too.

sa

I forgot about tseng, rufus, reno, barret, rude, and probably some other dudes too. there's going to be a lot of fapping is what I'm trying to get at here

I don't care what size they are, just that they aren't water balloons.