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⌈ Secret Post #3093 ⌋

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[The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy]

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[Brendon Urie/Panic at the Disco]

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[Steven Universe]

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[Bones]

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[Ghostbusters, Bill Murray]

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[Game of Thrones]

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Give us all your sex and porn related secrets.

Mine: I wish pornhub had a section in the gay category that was like the "for women" section in the straight category. Just with dudes, obviously. Because, stereotypes aside, the "for women" one is usually for more sensuous and lovingly passionate than stuff the gay categories.

I've been watching a lot of porn today when I've been awake. Turns out pain killers and a migraine make me more really want porn for some reason?

Also, I really love Cockyboys. Their gay porn just fits with what I want pretty much exactly. So far they have the best gay porn I've found. I have so much trouble finding what I want on the hub sites like pornhub or xvideos because what I want when it comes to porn is so specific.

As for your secret, I personally hate "for women" porn. I don't want sensous and passionate stuff, I don't want extra long plotty stuff. I just want porn.

I don't need plot either, I just want my porn o look like it's between people who love each other.

Ah. For some reason, I actually have a kink for two people/characters having sex the first time they meet. The idea of two people being so hot for each other they just start going at it is something I find really hot.

But I totally get why you would want porn of people who look like they are in love.

Hot for each other works too. A lot of porn just seems rote and emotionless though. Like "You will watch this dick go in this hole and like it! The end!"

OBEY

Oh, I agree with that. I usually end up going either for porn with kinks that do it for me or with people I find hot.

I do try to avoid porn with lots of really fake noises because they do sound clearly fake. Not sure why that is considered hot because to me it always sounds like "I'm going to moan really loud to get you off as fast as possible because I don't really want to be here" rather than like the people involved genuinely are enjoying themselves.

God, yes. I find this the worst in straight porn. "Lady, nothing is happening to you that should have you 'Oh! Oh! Oh!'ing like that!" You get a little in gay porn but not as bad. And at least that usually lines up with some thrusts or something.

It is absolutely worse in straight porn. And I actually find it hilarious when she's still doing it when he's not inside her. Like, if you are moaning exactly the same whether a penis is in you or not, either it is fake or there is something really wrong with you.

It's a problem of economics. The current economic structure of porn strongly incentivizes bullshit, cut-and-run, no-talent content mills where it's all about getting something on the screen. When it's clear that what you, and AYRT, and I, and I think many other people want is something that can be provided by actually thinking about - there's no other word for it - acting and directing as an element of pornography.

The only studio I can think of that actually does put an emphasis on this is Kink, which makes sense (because they have such a strong niche that they dominate, they have the wherewithal to focus on stuff like this) but also, while it's awesome, it is pretty specific to its niches and subniches.

+ a million

Or at least that they feel some sort of definition emotion towards each other. It doesn't have to be love. Lust is fine.

I have one but I think I'm going to make an actualsauce secret about it. Sorry.

I want nothing more than to spank one of my co-workers. Seriously. His ass is pert and amazing. It looks like one solid whack would give his entire ass a lovely glow. (This thought could explain why I'm fighting to test out of this one damn module that's driving me insane.)

So see if he's into it. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Ayrt

I've considered it, but we don't see each other outside of work. I'm not going to bring it up in the office. (There is also the matter of how his girlfriend would handle it; my husband has given me the green light to find others to spank since it's not his thing.)

My porn secret: I'm a lesbian, but I jerk it to straight porn.

Cause I wanna see girls fucked, but (free) lesbian porn BLOWS. Especially cause I do like rough sex in porn so like...

I love asstr.org because it is a completely bottomless well of depravity. No matter how sick, unnatural, illegal, or physically impossible the smut I'm in the mood for, ASSTR will not only have it, but have something that takes it a little too far, thereby reassuring me I'm not the craziest person in the room.

I've never had sex

also, someone near my apartment likes to have really, really loud sex with the window open or something, because i can hear moaning and grunting like two or three times a week. it's getting a bit annoying.

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