[ SECRET POST #3102 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #3102 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Zack and Miri Make a Porno]


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03.
[Video Games Awesome]


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04.
[Steven Universe]


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05.
[House MD]


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06.
[Blazing Saddles]


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07.
[My Love Story]


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08.
[Gordon Ramsay, Kitchen Nightmares]


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09.
[Robert Vaughn, Jack Lemmon, William Shatner]


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10.
[MMOs]


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11.
[Death Note]









Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 019 secrets from Secret Submission Post #443.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

08. http://i.imgur.com/jTuxyZA.png
[Gordon Ramsay, Kitchen Nightmares]

[(Anonymous)]

I agree with this wholeheartedly. I think it might be this whole "taming of the beast" thing for me. Like "Oh he's angry at everybody but ME! I'm SPECIAL" and it makes me feel great even though I know it's not good literature

[(Anonymous)]

You write it, OP, and I'll read it!

[solticisekf]

+1

[(Anonymous)]

I have had more than one dream that was similar, except I was always a chef instead of waitstaff. I love Gordon Ramsay.

[leisuretime]

I have a feeling Gordon Ramsay would not approve of sex on the prep table.

[(Anonymous)]

I can just imagine it now. "There's fucking CUM all over my fucking SCALLOPS!!! And worst of all, they're FUCKING RAW -throws plate of scallops against the wall- COME ON"

[leisuretime]

Literally made me LOL.

[(Anonymous)]

Now I want a Mary Sue-esque fanfic with IC!Ramsay critiquing all bad aspects of having sex in the kitchen.

Thanks. Where the hell am I going to find something that specific?!

[(Anonymous)]

Several years ago someone wrote a fanfic like that. Morrissey was the co-star. Butter was used as lube.

[(Anonymous)]

I just snorted Moutain Dew up my nose.

[(Anonymous)]

Hahahaha, this really sounds like Ramsay!

[(Anonymous)]

LOL! This is perfect.

[(Anonymous)]

I came here to say this, LMAO.

[(Anonymous)]

So, you react that strongly to a man just treating you decently, eh? Interesting.

Not OP

[(Anonymous)]

He's decently attractive. He's rich. He is highly skilled and admired in his chosen profession. He appears to be very hard to please. I think all that might just be part of it.

[(Anonymous)]

*yawn*

[(Anonymous)]

Hahahahahahaha, it's rps but I still like you for making this.

[(Anonymous)]

Noooo, not the prep table! I'll be imagining finding curly hairs on my plates from now on.

[(Anonymous)]

I always thought he was being patronising :/ Maybe I'm being too british.

I just imagine him standing up to all the bullies on my behalf :D

[(Anonymous)]

You could change the character slightly and write it as original fiction with a wink and nod at the show, too. ;)