[ SECRET POST #3102 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3102 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Zack and Miri Make a Porno]


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03.
[Video Games Awesome]


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04.
[Steven Universe]


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05.
[House MD]


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06.
[Blazing Saddles]


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07.
[My Love Story]


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08.
[Gordon Ramsay, Kitchen Nightmares]


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09.
[Robert Vaughn, Jack Lemmon, William Shatner]


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10.
[MMOs]


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11.
[Death Note]









Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 019 secrets from Secret Submission Post #443.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Oh yes

I've been with the same guy for 4 years and change and we still haven't done anything more than cuddling and kissing and a bit of above the waste stuff

We sleep in the same bed most nights and I usually sleep naked aswell and he wants to fuck so badly

sucks to be hiiiiim 8)

[(Anonymous)]

*Waist

We've done nothing with my waste at all

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, it'd be really funny if he was getting something on the side. ;)

[(Anonymous)]

Wouldn't be surprised if OP was too.

[(Anonymous)]

He's not

[(Anonymous)]

Are you so sure?

[(Anonymous)]

As long as he's okay with that, more power to you.

[(Anonymous)]

Sort of

He's never tried to break up, but he also won't stop talking about sex

[(Anonymous)]

It could be he's just talking a big game so you think he;s more of a man that he really is.

If he's not separating from you, and he's not tried to coerce you into anything, I would guess he's happy with the situation.

[(Anonymous)]

F*ck him up the ass. He'll never leave you again. ;)

[(Anonymous)]

Do you have any palns to satisfy him at all?

[(Anonymous)]

Not really

I'm not here to satisfy him plus he's never going to force me, and as sweet as he is he's never going to find any other options so I don't see why I would need to give in

[(Anonymous)]

No...I think it's more likely that you're not going to find any other options with that attitude.

[(Anonymous)]

Nope

if he hasn't hauled off and murder-raped me after more than 4 years, I think I have a good enough grip on him

[(Anonymous)]

It doesn't sound like you have a particularly healthy relationship anon.

[(Anonymous)]

Who does?

We're happy enough so who cares?

[(Anonymous)]

Are you getting any on the side?

[(Anonymous)]

Nope unless you count the shower head

I have a really low sex drive so fanfic RP and the odd unnecessary shower is about all I need.

[(Anonymous)]

I mean, if that's the life he wants, bully for him

But you seem really gleeful about the idea that he's miserable, specifically

[(Anonymous)]

I'd say you're a real piece of shit, but I suspect that "real" might be putting it a little strongly, if you know what i mean.

[diet_poison]

I'm going to assume he's happy or he would have left (unless you are also being manipulative) but you still sound like an asshole tbqh.

[(Anonymous)]

why are you all over this thread trying to make wank happen?