[ SECRET POST #3106 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3106 ⌋

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Comments

Re: Kingsman, Harry/Eggsy

[nightscale]

I might just... camp out here for a little bit.

(I'm also on the lookout for any Harry/Valentine fics if you've got any recs?).

Re: Kingsman, Harry/Eggsy

[elaminator]

I wish I had something for you but I'm not sure it exists. I did try searching but didn't find anything. (There might be something out there...but if there is it's hiding.)

You surprised me with this request! I've never thought of that pairing, but considering the popularity of Bucky/every villain ever it makes sense. Did you want it in a non-con way, or as a consensual thing?

I feel like I've seen the name in the tags at least once (maybe as a side-pairing that wasn't end-game) but can't find it. I'll tell you if I come across anything.

Re: Kingsman, Harry/Eggsy

[nightscale]

Yeah I've been having a look as well myself and there doesn't seem to be a huge amount, but! I shall keep looking.

Yea this is definitely one of those ships where I dig it for completely fucked up reasons and I'm even surprised at myself for it(but if I'm being honest I have a lot of criss-crossing ships for this movie, I want all the fic man, all of it. Tho Harry/Eggsy is one I like very much as well, damn you Colin Firth and your sexy gentleman spy).

Re: Kingsman, Harry/Eggsy

[elaminator]

Haha, okay. No judging here, I was just curious! I ship fucked up pairings too but not all that often and the circumstances have to be pretty specific for it to work for me. Harry's...fate would prevent me from shipping that pairing, but considering their dynamic at dinner (lol, bonding over movies and odd food combinations) I can sort of get you?

Re: Kingsman, Harry/Eggsy

[nightscale]

Yup the dinner scene basically made me dig it because they were clearly onto one another and double-talking the entire scene(which was great, I kind of love that sort of thing) yet still being oddly cordial(which I do get because: spies, can't blow your cover when you're still doing recon).

(And then ofc I was very sad after the church scene WHICH WAS SO BADASS, WHY U DO THAT TO ME MOVIE!?).

Re: Kingsman, Harry/Eggsy

[elaminator]

Arg, I don't even ship it but now that you've mentioned this I'm imagining them meeting up again before shit goes down, keeping up the charade in an effort to find out more about one another (for actual spy reasons), and using sex as a tool for that.

And yet I am imagining there being no actual affection, just maybe a bit of lust. lol.

I'm going to pretend that Harry lives, even if he doesn't come back for Kingsman 2. (Which apparently is a possiblity, but who knows if it will play out.) He had too little screentime to just die like that. (It was GLORIOUS screentime, but it is not right. Eggsy needs him. Or I need Eggsy to need him. Whatever.)

Re: Kingsman, Harry/Eggsy

[nightscale]

Yes. YES.

That's exactly the way I'm shipping it tbh, like a completely messed up no emotions, cold, information gathering fuck, and neither of them want to break cover first so they'll keep this charade up with the full knowledge that at the end of all this, one of them will end up dead.

Oh I'll be right there with you, he was just so cool and we barely know anything about him, which tbf was the point, but still! Forever pretending he lives and is in early spy retirement and he'll let Eggsy know once it's safe to do so and they can like have secret rendezvous or something, idk.

Re: Kingsman, Harry/Eggsy

[elaminator]

Oh god, I would actually read fic like that. At first I thought you might ship them in a fond way, like they spend enough time together that they start to genuinely like each other and I am not down with that, but as a calculated thing where each person is waiting for the other to fuck up and reveal themselves, I could do that. Especially if it included a side of Harry/Eggsy (jealous!Eggsy ftw).

Okay, if I find any I'll link you, and if you find any link me. I need it now. lol.

We didn't see a body, so he is clearly alive.

Re: Kingsman, Harry/Eggsy

[nightscale]

Broooooo, a Harry/Valentine messed up thing with a side of jealous Eggsy(maybe even turning into Harry/Eggsy) is my jam. Like I said, into this ship for alllll the messed up reasons, lol(can I blame Colin Firth? I want to blame Colin Firth).

Yup, yup. I shall definitely link you if I find any.

(I mean we sort-of saw a body not moving on the ground, but it's an action movie, people walk away from all kinds of stupid injuries they should have died from).

Re: Kingsman, Harry/Eggsy

[elaminator]

You can blame Colin Firth for whatever the hell you want; I know I am. (As you've no doubt seen on my tumblr, I am in too deep. There is no returning at this point.)

You know, I kind of want to prompt this on the Kingsman kink meme now. Or...why don't you? (Since you mentioned it first and can probably come up with a better prompt than I can.)

*cough* http://dressing-room3.livejournal.com/ *cough*

(You don't have to and it doesn't seem to be the biggest or most active kink meme, but it couldn't hurt?)

We didn't see a close-up though, and more importantly no one checked the body! Gazelle said, "Of course he's dead, you shot him in the head", but they just walked away. ... It doesn't happen often, but people can live after being shot in the head. (Which is kind of terrifying tbh, but...not the point.)

Re: Kingsman, Harry/Eggsy

[nightscale]

Ha, indeed I have seen and I cannot blame you at all for your fixation.

Ooooh I didn't know there was a Kingsman meme, I'll have a poke and prompt it, as you've said it can't hurt and it might pique someone's interest(and if not then well, I tried).

This is very true, using action-movie logic we can determine that we don't know 100% if he's dead or not. (Man now my brain's going through typical 'dramatic' movie tropes where Harry survives and comes back but he's got no memory of who he is, he just kicks ass and doesn't know why, meets up with the other Kingsmen and everyone is very sad because they do/don't recognise each other).