11. Aww, don't feel bad about it! Badfic can be highly entertaining.
39. ... After that buildup, your secret seems like kind of a non-sequitur. Did we really need to know how you met your girlfriend to fully understand that you can't tell anyone you find Ten's sideburns sexy?
56. Oh god, I know. I love sci-fi and fantasy, and that doesn't make me less intelligent than the people who enjoy Real Literature, thank you very much. (Actually, I do like some Real Literature, but I rarely enjoy it as much as I enjoy genre fiction.) Also, ♥♥♥ for mentioning Isobelle Carmody.
58. If it helps, I hear it's really badly written.
66. That figure appears to have no nipples. And possibly no vagina. What's the point of a naked girl figurine if she's got Barbie anatomy? (Okay, sorry, that had nothing to do with your secret.)
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39. ... After that buildup, your secret seems like kind of a non-sequitur. Did we really need to know how you met your girlfriend to fully understand that you can't tell anyone you find Ten's sideburns sexy?
56. Oh god, I know. I love sci-fi and fantasy, and that doesn't make me less intelligent than the people who enjoy Real Literature, thank you very much. (Actually, I do like some Real Literature, but I rarely enjoy it as much as I enjoy genre fiction.) Also, ♥♥♥ for mentioning Isobelle Carmody.
58. If it helps, I hear it's really badly written.
66. That figure appears to have no nipples. And possibly no vagina. What's the point of a naked girl figurine if she's got Barbie anatomy? (Okay, sorry, that had nothing to do with your secret.)