[ SECRET POST #3115 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3115 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Tom Selleck]


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03.
[Kylie Bunbury]


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04.
[My Life as a Teenage Robot]


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05.
[The Raid 2]


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06.
[Ore Monogatari]


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07.
[noel fielding]


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08.
[Matsumoto Jun, Arashi]


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10.
[The Quiz Broadcast (That Mitchell and Webb Look)]








Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 027 secrets from Secret Submission Post #445.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

06. http://i.imgur.com/mJlc5Tn.png
[Ore Monogatari]

[(Anonymous)]

I had to think about this one for a minute

[(Anonymous)]

Too busy comparing the size of the red pencils they each keep taped to their bellies?

I'm in the dark here. Will it disturb me if I find out what this secret means?

[(Anonymous)]

I think they're thinking about his ~size~ and the relation to her body?

[(Anonymous)]

Nips have small dicks, don't worry.

[(Anonymous)]

*snort*

However:

You're making assumptions about each other's reproductive organ sizes. It's possible that he's average and she's deep.

"Realistically" (by Ore Monogatari standards), with this show focused so much on his manly prowess, he's probably quite hung. He's definitely got hero worship from his former teammates and they might know a thing or two about his size.

[feotakahari]

This was my problem with Pumpkin Scissors. The guy's seven feet tall, and he can't fit it through the rim of a urine sample container without breaking the container and getting glass shards embedded down there (!!!) His primary love interest is normal-sized, and he has brief ship tease with the smallest of the main characters. That's gonna be awkward.

[dahli]

I was so confused, saw the red marks and now I can't stop thinking about it either. What have you done to me, anon?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!?!?!?!11 *SHAKES*

[ill_omened]

Size loosely correlates to height but generally not to that extent. Sorry anon, he's probably just an inch or so larger than average, and looks disproportionately small.

[(Anonymous)]

If you think you're the only person that makes this observation when it comes to Characters with size differences you are sorely mistaken.

If it's not this juvenile train of thought it's calling people pedophiles.

[(Anonymous)]

Er, as a girl who's 5'2" and has dated a guy that looked incredibly like Takeo who stood at 6'4".. don't worry. Everything fits just fine. ;)

(also see: my 4'8" aunt whose first husband was 6'7". How do I know? They are the parents of two of my cousins (who both took after Daddy in height, poor Auntie! XD).

[fandomonymous]

Was just about to say this: I'm 5'2", I once had a great fling with someone that even now I call a "pillar of human being" who is 6'6". Things fit fine. Things fit /great/, in fact. The fact that the sex was awesome is one of many reasons I am sad that fling did not work out.