[ SECRET POST #3116 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3116 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Fire Emblem: Fates]


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[Rebecca Black, Friday]


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Comments

This is the most tasteless joke I've heard that didn't involve dead babies.

[(Anonymous)]

Three men die and go to hell; a rich guy, an alcoholic guy, and a gay guy. The devil tells them, "I like you guys, so I'm going to give you all another chance. You can all go back up there, on one condition."

He says to the rich guy, "You can never have more than 100 dollars on your person at a time, or you come straight back to hell."

Then he says to the alcoholic, "You can never get drunk again."

And then he says to the gay guy, "And you can never have sex with another man again."

Fast-forward a few months, and the three of them are doing pretty well; the rich guy never has more than 100 dollars in his pocket at a time, the alcoholic guy is abstaining from booze, and the gay guy is abstaining from sex.

But then one day the alcoholic guy passes by a bar and thinks, "Hey, one little drink can't hurt, right?"

He goes in, gets drunk, and goes back to hell.

Meanwhile, the rich guy is walking down the street when he sees a penny on the sidewalk. He thinks, "I've already got exactly 100 dollars in my wallet, but it's only a penny. One cent can't possibly make a difference!"

The rich guy bends over to pick the penny up... and the gay guy goes back to hell.

Re: This is the most tasteless joke I've heard that didn't involve dead babies.

[(Anonymous)]

So... the rich guy also experiences hell when he's raped?

Clever

Re: This is the most tasteless joke I've heard that didn't involve dead babies.

[(Anonymous)]

I was hoping for a pun about going Straight back to hell :(