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fandomsecrets2015-07-19 03:53 pm
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Re: Kingsman (beware, massive spoilers!)
Aw, Mr. Pickles in bronze, you made it your headcanon! Heee. I love the Eggsy loves his animals.
Dude, right there with you. I so wanted Harry being dead to be a trick, or a ruse, or *something*. Anything. I would give anything for a fix-it that figured out a good way to do that, or just avoided that altogether, somehow, or....something.
*flails*
All the Harry/Eggsy fic i've read so far have been so delightful, and all of them have Harry alive but they don't really go into details or anything, maybe they just skip it, i dunno. They're all having too much fun wallowing around in Harry 'dear'ing Eggsy and pouncing on him.
*twirls*
When i saw the trailer for this film, i thought it would be kind of grim and action!pow!bam!! and a little gory, maybe, but then it turned into a kind of Roger Moore 'Bond'/Austin Powers kind of thing and it's just.....
Delightful. :)
Re: Kingsman (beware, massive spoilers!)
Yes, it is now my headcanon! I wish someone would write it. (With or without Harry coming back from the dead to comment on it.) And I loved Eggsy from first sight, but when he swerved to avoid hitting that fox with the car I was like, "Oh, this sweet boy."
IDK if you heard but there has been talk of bringing Harry back, though it might not pan out or TPTB could ultimately decide against it. Harry and Colin were so well received that they're loathe to let him go. (Also, Taron wants him back. So, you know, Taron should be happy too.)
Exactly! We need more action/comedy films like this. I enjoy films that take themselves seriously and I can take grim, but sometimes what you need is something entirely different, something that you can enjoy watching over and over again; something that will make you happy and impress you. It was very good at that!
Re: Kingsman (beware, massive spoilers!)
Heee! I was just kinda hoping somebody would write Eggsy grieving in Harry's house, with Harry's dressing gown and china and bed linens and then finally moving on and becoming a bad-ass in his own right. :)
Wow, i wonder how they'd bring him back? That's crazy. I'd go for it, though.
It really just pisses me off, actually, when i think about it more, how whatsis name basically said 'teh gay/bi is icky!!' when he cut that scene out. Meh.
Re: Kingsman (beware, massive spoilers!)
There's a kink meme, if you care enough to prompt it! It's pretty dead though. :/ (The first meme I care enough to prompt on in god knows how long, and it's dead. Meh.)
...People have survived shots in the face! Er, probably not all that many, but technically it is possible, lmao. I've seen 'his glasses are bulletproof' (which, hey, his suit is too so why not?) so maybe they could go with that. (Maybe he still loses an eye but survives? Who knows.)
Re: Kingsman (beware, massive spoilers!)
And yes - if true, and that's the reason he took that other bit out, that's better.
I...need to rewatch, i can't remember where he was actually shot. I thought it was right in the forehead, but now......
Aw, damn - dead kink meme. That's sad. That's the saddest thing in fandom ever.
Re: Kingsman (beware, massive spoilers!)
It doesn't look clear to me. There's def blood and the blood is coming from his head, but I have no clue where the bullet entered. They could probably work with that. (And the fact that no one checked his body after shooting him. You ALWAYS check the body.)
Re: Kingsman (beware, massive spoilers!)
Bi would be nice. Bi would be....unexpected.
Re: Kingsman (beware, massive spoilers!)
She: lovely discussion, and now i want to read Harry, maybe after months of intensive care and coma-dom, finally returning home to find Eggsy (and his mom and the bb! Eggsy took them with, remember?!) wearing his robe and continuing his traditions, and nobody had told Eggsy Harry was alive because they needed him functioning, dammit, not glued to Harry's bedside trying to talk him out of his coma.
And nobody told Harry that Eggsy was now living in his house, because Harry was still recovering and they weren't certain how recovered he was going to get, and they definitely weren't expecting him to get sick of the hospice care and just...call a cab and leave.
Me: yes, too all this!
She: so there needs to be the OMG you're alive! OMG You're LIVING IN MY HOUSE! reunion, complete with manly embracing, interrupted by Eggsy's mom coming out of the kitchen with the baby, seeing the manly embrace, and just...squeezing past with a 'DSon't mind me, I'm not here, carry on'
Re: Kingsman (beware, massive spoilers!)
But I totally agree that if Harry was alive, Merlin would probably want it kept from Eggsy until he was sure that Harry was going to make it. (And be 'himself' afterward. Otherwise Eggsy would be a mess, even if he managed to make himself leave Harry's side; he would be distracted, which is dangerous in his line of work.)
I really do like the thought of Harry going home and unexpectedly finding Eggsy and his family though. It would be so awkward and Eggsy would probably burst into tears.
Re: Kingsman (beware, massive spoilers!)
But yes, yes yes. Where is the damn fic!!
*flails*
Now i'm all fired up and pining, heh.
Re: Kingsman (beware, massive spoilers!)
And once she was told I can't help but feel like she would have conflicted feelings about Harry, because Harry gave her son a chance to do something that got her husband killed all those years ago, but Harry was also partially responsible for getting them out of a bad situation. So I feel like Harry would be a gentleman but she might be a bit icy at first and have to be won over. (Obviously) It would eventually happen when she notices how happy Harry makes Eggsy.
If I find fic that explores a similar theme I will PM you!
Oh, if only I could write.
Re: Kingsman (beware, massive spoilers!)
I'm in love already. :)