[ SECRET POST #3122 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3122 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[My Name is Earl]


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05.
[Veep]


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06.
[Welcome to Night Vale]


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07.
[Wes Anderson]


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08.
[Felicia Day]


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09.
[Oscar Jarjayes/Rose of Versailles]


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10.
[Holly Madison, Girls Next Door]


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(Game of Thrones)








Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 025 secrets from Secret Submission Post #446.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

dumb turn-ons

[(Anonymous)]

tell me ur worst

Re: dumb turn-ons

[(Anonymous)]

Resting bitchface is probably my dumbest.

Re: dumb turn-ons

[kaijinscendre]

Not really enough to be a turn on, but I love when guys do that jaw clench. Which, is apparently something Jensen Ackles does a lot! Gifs of him from SPN were like the first 2 rows on google image search for "jaw clench".

Re: dumb turn-ons

[(Anonymous)]

NICE

Re: dumb turn-ons

[(Anonymous)]

licking lips. If someone I find attractive licks their lips, I'm done for.

Also, even dumber, knife gripping. For some reason I'm really turned on by hands when they are gripping/stroking knives.

ALL the trigger warnings

[(Anonymous)]

Spoilers for Outcast Whistleblower dlc:







k so there's a scene at the end where one of the crazed inmates is attempting to find a "bride" among an entire asylum full of men... and does so by capturing them and making them a vagina. ...with a hack saw.

yep. it got me going.

Re: dumb turn-ons

[herpymcderp]

Probably anything involving power dynamics. It's so dumb and predictable but it gets me every time.

Re: dumb turn-ons

[(Anonymous)]

Yes. But only fantasy power dynamics. Not boss/employee. Evil overlord/servant type dynamics. Or hidden power dynamics where one character knows the dynamics are there and the other does't. Straight up, real world power dynamics don't do it for me at all.

Re: dumb turn-ons

[fingalsanteater]

Someone taking off someone's belt, either sensually or furiously.

Re: dumb turn-ons

[(Anonymous)]

so does this video do it for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mNQX8lUEDI

Re: dumb turn-ons

[(Anonymous)]

Yesssssss. I completely forgot that was one of mine! How could I forget that?

Re: dumb turn-ons

[chardmonster]

Re: dumb turn-ons

[cloud_riven]

Wearing a friend or acquaintance's clothes or fabric accessories. It has nothing to do with if I'm even attracted to them, but it'll hit me like, "Oh my. They were in this. Now I'm in this. Is this like indirect cuddle? It feels very nice."

Especially with well-worn clothes, or scarves, it sorta has a bit of their smell and shape if that makes any sense. It's a very awkward turn-on and I try not to let people lend me their items. Thank you for noticing I'm chilly as fuck, but I can handle it for real!

Re: dumb turn-ons

[(Anonymous)]

yes

Re: dumb turn-ons

[hamimi_fk]

Strong shoulders/backs. Like, muscular but not in that bodybuilding way, just well defined and such. Mm. I've been swooning hard for them recently, especially on ladies.

Re: dumb turn-ons

[(Anonymous)]

Hell yes. Is this even a "dumb" turn-on? I totally think people are more attractive in the back than the front. Shoulders, backs, asses. All of it. And especially with some muscle tone that isn't quite bodybuilder, just nice definition. Both on men and women.

Re: dumb turn-ons

[(Anonymous)]

Narrow shoulders and button noses on shy nerdy men. revving my engines as we speak

Re: dumb turn-ons

[(Anonymous)]

Sleaziness.

Re: dumb turn-ons

[(Anonymous)]

Robots and AIs... especially ones that are really loyal and/or servile toward a specific person (doesn't matter if that person is a human or another robot/AI).

_{Yes, I am the person who submitted that secret about shipping Luke/C3PO.}

Re: dumb turn-ons

[ibbity]

maid costumes

in pretty much any form

and on any gender

Re: dumb turn-ons

[(Anonymous)]

Androgyny.

Re: dumb turn-ons

[(Anonymous)]

Glasses.

The guy has to be good looking to begin with, but my attraction skyrockets if he wears a nice pair of glasses.

Re: dumb turn-ons

[caerbannog]

A woman over the top kicking ass then walking away like it was nothing.

hello

Re: dumb turn-ons

[(Anonymous)]

Taking you're title literally, but also yes:

Bimboization.

MmmmmMm

Re: dumb turn-ons

[belladonna_took]

I am a huge weirdo, because I like a cultured, educated man in a nice suit, but sometimes the opposite is just as good.

I've never really been into it at home, but I went to a football match near London once and apparently I have a thing for loud, rough-talking, muscled tools with bad tattoos.

Help me I am sick.

Also, I found the flirting culture really different there. More blatant eye-fucking than I have ever experienced back home. Also, the word "fit" ? Like. I'm not all that physically fit, why is that your come on? Oh. It means hot? Ohhhh. Ohhhhhhhh.