[ SECRET POST #3124 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3124 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02. [repeat]


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03.
[Sherlock]


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04.


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05.
[Video Girl Ai]


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06.
(Whiplash)


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07.
(Hannibal fan commenting on Neil Gaiman's American Gods series)


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08. http://i.imgur.com/WNtDaEJ.jpg
[Bram Stoker's Dracula, linked for porn / iirc it's rape in the story]


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09. [WARNING for rape]



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10. [WARNING for rape/child abuse]



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11. [WARNING for child abuse]
http://i.imgur.com/f8cCfkZ.png
[For the Love of a Child, linked by OP request]


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12. [WARNING for suicide]

[Welcome To Hell]




















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #446.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

So French Survivor ended tonight - spoilers

[(Anonymous)]

Will post a bunch until it collapses

Re: So French Survivor ended tonight - spoilers

[(Anonymous)]

I wonder if someone else watched it on F!S, my whole family bailed out. To be fair my brother had to go to work tomorrow. The good thing is that there was no awkward family moment during the 1:30 long condom TV spot!

Re: So French Survivor ended tonight - spoilers

[(Anonymous)]

I didn't tweet myself but reading the tweets kept me company. I'm glad we recorded it because some parts were glorious. There were no words for Chantal's dress for example (spoilers below!)


http://i.imgur.com/LN4GaM8.jpg

Re: So French Survivor ended tonight - spoilers

[(Anonymous)]

So when does this thing collapse anyway? I'm running out of non spoilery things to say here!

Re: So French Survivor ended tonight - spoilers

[(Anonymous)]

It'll be a bit.

Re: So French Survivor ended tonight - spoilers YAY it collapsed

[(Anonymous)]

Finale de meeeerde. Gagnant le plus antipathique qui soit. Contente que Mélissa soit allée jusqu'aux poteaux mais elle avait largement plus sa place que Chantal ou Marc. Marc ce fou qui est allé jusqu'à se ramener avec son vieux tee-shirt troué genre "je suis trop un aventurier". Le pire du pire c'est vraiment qu'il gagne alors que j'avais passé la soirée à me dire "de toute façon Marc s'il va en final c'est impossible qu'il gagne au vote". Je me console en me disant qu'ils ont choisi le moins pire des deux selon leur avis mais bon.


C'est dommage, la saison était bien avec pas mal de retournements de situation mais il faut que ce soit le candidat le plus antipathique qui gagne :(.



For non-French speakers : my fave lost, huge condescending asshole won.

Re: So French Survivor ended tonight - spoilers YAY it collapsed

[(Anonymous)]

That's Survivor for ya!

Re: So French Survivor ended tonight - spoilers

[(Anonymous)]

Everyone surrendered.

Re: So French Survivor ended tonight - spoilers

[(Anonymous)]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

Everyone else can go home now, this has officially won the internet.

Re: So French Survivor ended tonight - spoilers

[(Anonymous)]

Not really, it's kind of an unfunny + really old + super forced + deeply wrong and stupid meme

kind of embarrassed if you actually think that's funny tbh

Re: So French Survivor ended tonight - spoilers

[(Anonymous)]

Gee golly gosh, and here I am, not giving a flying fuck what you think, pissbaby....

Re: So French Survivor ended tonight - spoilers

[(Anonymous)]

Oooo, did nonny strike le nerve?

Re: So French Survivor ended tonight - spoilers

[(Anonymous)]

yeah, because I hate every single thing about that terrible dumbshit fucking meme

but not because i'm french, if that's what you're implying

Re: So French Survivor ended tonight - spoilers

[(Anonymous)]

Enjoy your Cult Of One then, asshole!

Re: So French Survivor ended tonight - spoilers

[(Anonymous)]

Shit, I laughed

Re: So French Survivor ended tonight - spoilers

[(Anonymous)]

Well according to Whitey Le Pissbaby Le Douchesac above, you should hang your head in shame because the frogs actually WEREN'T a bunch of surrender monkeys, but whatever. Vive le Fra~bbbbbrrrrraaappppppptttttfffffsssss~ (diahrreah sounds)

Re: So French Survivor ended tonight - spoilers

[raspberryrain]

De Gaulle is not happy with you.

Re: So French Survivor ended tonight - spoilers

[(Anonymous)]

Well maybe once he finishes lounging around in London and gets back to Paris, with the help of the Americans who stop just outside so he can get into it by himself, he can say something.